/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>20441882
What are the charges? That looks good.

>>20441885

Here's my full english pizza, and the dish where I learned that russet potatoes aren't good at making into hash browns (the black stuff carpeted on top of the pizza)

>>20441918
Impressive. Very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's abomination.

>>20441890
Pizza croutons sounds based.

>>20441904
would

>>20441903
Enjoying a succulent chinese meal

OP should have specified no south american pizza or indian street food, that's just cheating

This flavorless piece of shit.

>>20441918
Do you have any more pics of your cooking? That is an excellent /ck/ /hor/ image.

>>20442043
>this kills the crab

I don't even know why these exist.

>>20441837
what's with the train?

>>20441924
gotchu senpai. one of my first sourdough loaves

>>20441904
Something about dessert pizzas fucking pisses me off lmao

>>20441904
this looked fine until the violent Nutella shart at the end

>>20442083
I’m still upset about this.

OC right here.

>>20442128
>>20442128
How have they not been sued over this?

>>20442146
It's about time they did something to bring costs back down.

>>20442148
Need standing to sue, but you can't sue if you are dead. Sadly abuseable loophole.

>>20442146
This is comfy. I would have loved to've gone on a field trip like that. Maybe it would have even inspired a career at the golden arches?

>>20442152
fuck I want strawberry ice cream now

>>20442161
working at mcdonalds in other countries than america is actually a pretty good career and has way higher standards

>>20442102
the train represents society and how we move in the wrong direction

>>20441837
That's genius

>>20442183
that's not remotely true, in my country it's a fucking nightmare.

>>20442076
>If you hold your nose they taste just like the originals

>>20442207
yeah but so is everything else

>>20442139
i'd do it

>>20441882
>shove my way to the front of the line
>take the two pepperoni slices
>"Don't mind if I do!"

>>20442049
do japanese really?

>>20442232
Could use a little more, can still see some noodles poking through

>>20441882
was it the olives not being slices?

>>20442127
after the crust nutella is squeezed out I bet it would be half decent

>>20442241
that's american size sushi

>>20442083
>making an tough to eat candy even more awful
the fucking retard who did this deserves to be flayed alive and thrown into a salt pit.

>>20442170
looks like half of it is baked at least

>>20442278
nice rage bait

>>20442152
>marge we're all out of vanilla ice cream!

>>20442311
looks like something trevor phillips would eat

>>20442318
that actually looks like pretty standard white people food

>>20442124
ready to settle down

>>20441837
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

>>20441896
Slovakian pizza

>>20442128
The forbidden juice.

>>20441890
i did this once while high af and covered it in ranch and buffalo sauce. 7/10

>>20442072
lmao

>>20442376
Popped keg

>>20441841
I hope all of them died.

>>20442298
american sushi doesn't look like that, only a fatty nip would make that

>>20442500

>>20441841
This idiot really tried to put out fire by wiping it down with a paper napkin.

>>20442469
Why?

>>20442183
stop talking out of your ass retard

>>20442145
Yep, thats the reason why I stopped going to Tacobell and started making my own Tacos

>>20442124
I used to work in the factory that made these, the line moved way too fast to even consider arranging the meat like that, and it's not like the Burmese/ Guatemalans/ mentally disabled that worked the line had any incentive to. rather they would just grab the meat off the slicer conveyor in a clump and place it on the bread. pure chance that it looks like they're hiding something.

the real egregious pics that get reposted seem to all be from Asia, which makes sense to me since labor is so much cheaper there. the people where I worked made like 18/hr starting since you had to be a special kind of person to put meat onto bread going past on a conveyor for ten hours. the lines ran a fast as we could run the machines while still getting a good thermoform and seal.

>>20441837
it wouldn't have fit in the box otherwise

>>20442170
>now melts!

>>20442533
why couldn't machines do it? sounds really easy to make it work with these simple sandwiches. the cakes i see machines make are way more complicated

>>20442513
I hate food waste especially meat, just why

>>20441904
I hate my country's """""pizzas"""""" with a passion

>>20442610
>“We wanted to do something fun that is in line with what we do, which is make sushi. This came to mind as something crazy but we thought, I think we can actually do this, let’s give it a shot. It turned out really well.”
>It’s hard for giant food to look delectable, but cut into small pieces, it’s manageable, From now through the rest of the day, ROLLN is giving out individual pieces of the world’s largest nigiri sushi, so stop on by!
sounds like it was hopefully not all wasted

>>20442325
>corn
time for another one

>>20442074

Alright. This here is what I called Russian Orthodox Pizza. I thought the cured steak and the herring were redundant, and I did try to stuff the crust with pirozhki filling, but it didn't turn out quite right. It did taste pretty good, though.

>>20442043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV7PNgDT58k

>>20442654

And finally Das Deutsches Bräuhaus Pizza, and it tasted amazing. It has farmer's sausage, Nuremburg bratwurst, Kasseler, Nußschenken, and onion topped onto it. Then as the finisher, I poured homemade spätzle and homemade weißbier sauce on top. It looked more aesthetic before pouring the pasta and sauce on top, but it make it that much more flavorful.

Also I stuffed the crust with frankfurters and jarlsberg cheese. I was thinking it would be like pigs in a blanket but it was better. It opened up like a hotdog bun for you to put sauerkraut and mustard or more beer sauce on top of to finish your pizza with afterwards.

>>20442595
automation of anything with deformable materials like a slice of ham, or clothing for example, is actually still not very capable at all

>>20441882
looks brazillian.

>>20442364
underrated

>>20442337
White trash, maybe

>>20442278
Sad she used store bought Italian dressing but could have made her own for much less.

>>20442325
Horrible

>>20442735
suburban moms go crazy for stupid recipes like that

>>20442654
>>20442682
that's kino. i was thinking of making a chinese pizza with a thick stir fry sauce topped with velveted meat and some common stir fry vegetables. not sure about what i would replace the cheese layer with, might have to just go toppings on sauce

>>20442278
I hate how people think they can just do whatever-the-fuck, and it will be good, like they're making some kind of witch's potion.
Use a recipe book. The internet exists, with thousands of recipes.

This stupid bitch used an entire package of cream cheese and a bottle of salad dressing for one fucking meal. Maybe she could afford to live, not in a trailer park, if she had some fucking intelligence.

>>20442325
Time to fire up the Enola Gay.

>>20442765
It’s true my gf loves to impress me with stupid shit like this

>>20441904
The end is what my lactose intolerant ass would do after trying to eat one slice of this abomination

>>20442278
>"poor"
>kroger
>boneless skinless breasts instead of leg quarters
Nah.

>>20441885
Those are fries actually
>>20442060
>Flavorless
Just make it with flavor?

>>20442076
I did this back in 2011 with the niglets next door. Haven't received trick r treaters since.

>>20442804
find an excuse to buy kenji food lab for her lol

>>20442072
Those are the best runts though.

>>20441837
Based. Give unto pizza Caesar

>>20442325
Honestly I'd try this if they left out the tomatoes. I'm not sure it'd be good, but I'd try it.

>>20442787

Mozzarella cheese is a very neutral cheese that goes good on anything while offering the texture of cheese. I think pouring sauce on top is good, but if you want my advice I would do something with pork belly or even duck. Pork Belly is used, from what I understand, like a filling for their version of a sandwich. Duck can also work well for decadence, especially if you have the "toppings" prepared on the side and using the pizza as the vessel in which to deliver the vegetables, sauces, and peking duck skin into your mouth while the pizza itself is a stuff pork belly calzone sort of thing.

That's what I would do, anyways. Sourcing Pork Belly in the west can be a pain, but some asian markets would be where I would start my search.

This thread makes me unreasonably upset

>>20441890
Intentionally joke, not a crime

>>20442116
How did you accomplish this? I've made a few busted loaves in my day but this is like a space aliens attempt at bread

>>20442152
Surely this is just partial melting and refreezing obscuring the middle segment

>>20442105
>electronic waste

>>20442813
no you didn't.
I hope your sister / mother gets raped by a pack of niggers mel gibson style. scumbag. stop lying on the interent

>>20442404
Explain why boomers are like this

>>20442118
the cream cheese might be a really good idea

>>20442836
Same. It really rustles my jimmies for some reason, makes me wanna punch my mother in the face.

>>20442330
explain

>>20442043
ah, crab ala pep maximum, good shit

>>20442901
i think it's mozzarella

>>20442888
Cope and seethe

>>20442924
nevermind it's some odd cheese mayo dressing

>Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce, layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing.

i always take a couple malted milk balls from the dispenser in the bulk food aisle. puts some pep in my step

>>20441918
Probably tastes good

>>20442838
>officer I honestly just murdered my neighbor with an axe for teh lulz
>oh well in that case its not a crime

>>20442913
I agree. It makes me want to punch your mother in the face

>>20442610
I throw out any meat that has three days or less left before the expiration date, you can't trust meat just because it smells fine. But I also buy large amounts of meat because I like it, so I think I average probably 200-500g of thrown out meat per week give or take

>>20442325
>somehow made deep dish ''''''''''''pizza'''''''''''' worse

>>20441904
vile

>>20442337
Yeah, she didn't even add bleach, wtf

>>20442595
>native population too expensive
>machines too expensive
>can't manufacture it in the 3rd world
>import cheap 3rd worlders instead

You need to sell a really large volume to earn back whatever you spent on those machines. Maintenance isn't cheap either.

>>20442855
I could see a tiny USB powered microwave could have all kinds of uses. It neatly fits a coffee mug for instance.
There's probably also technical applications wher this could be handy.

>>20442348
The only mistake I see here is not mixing the ketchup with mayonnaise.

>>20442944
I need to find this person and cut them.

It was delicious.

>>20443041
some kind of deep fried burger/sandwhich? that's not too bad

>>20442638
Dave Barry warned me of this.

>>20442076
I'm doing this one year, mixed with apples

>>20442161
Wait, was that a cup of mayo with a layer of ice cream as the shake?

>>20442792
Calm down anon, it's not that bad

>>20443031
>The lengths Americans will go to in order to not buy a kettle

>>20442146
>>I want to grow up and touch the sky...
>>...by working at McDonalds

>>20442161
>>20442183
lmao

>>20442792

Low IQ people are a hot commodoity.

>>20441837
i mean why dont just make the pizza smaller to begin with? not like the customer will know

>>20443158
How will a kettle help with reheating your cold tea/coffee?

>>20443031
there is no reason for it to be usb, though. with correct charger and cable you could hit 240w at most. you can forget about heating anything by plugging it into a laptop or whatever you're thinking

>>20443227
Apparently it's battery powered. The USB is for recharging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmAXdJ4lEWM

>>20442022
I see you know your judo well sir

>>20442232
italian-americans get mad at this but alfredo sauce has more cheese than this

>>20441837
*steals*...your virginity. ;3

>>20442808
bro what shithole do you live in where Kroger is for rich people

>>20442337
it's implied in the title that they're poor but everything she used (except maybe the pasta) is overpriced premade garbage.
She could've used
>whole chicken
>bulk ingredients like herbs and spices for the marinade
>milk and brick cheese for the sauce

>>20443445
What gets me is the fresh pre-chopped basil, that shit is insanely expensive for trailer park food
Not to mention the frozen Italian bread

>>20442533
this would throw me into a rage. I would drive up to where this is made and beat the manager into a fine pulp. Don't fuck with my lunch bitch.

>>20442849
let the top dry out and i had trouble shaping it because it was so sticky

>>20442927
not for me
barf

>>20441904
i actually gagged at the last part, and I'm a person that is unfazed by most gore or medical stuff and used to watch pimple videos >>20442083
its shoking how tasteable the decline of toblerone is

>>20442105
would use
>>20442152
these usually taste like ass. separate flavors are better

>>20442240
>implying that's for more than one
also
>being 12-year old 'roni fag

>>20442076
i see you have also watched madtv

>>20442043
>do you know what a soft-shell crab is?
>yeah, why?

>>20442533
>>20442595
>>20442685
>>20443019
i'm going to open your eyes, anons.
this is 100% the actual reason why.
are you ready?

if we started automating tasks for unskilled labor then that would mean all unskilled laborers would now have no possibility to have a job.
this would be a horrible idea as welfare would increase exponentially.
a lot of jobs are phony-baloney bullshit just so employment, welfare, tax, and industry numbers can look better.

the real fallout of automation is higher taxes.
eventually so high that the upper class would become the lower class, or the upper class would vote slavery back into action except it would include everybody this time.

>>20442170
>>20442592

>>20441904
>Local pizza place have a couple of desert pizzas
>I've tried them both
>First one was literally just pizza dough with nutella spread on it
>Second was pizza dough with vanilla cream and raspberry jam on it
>when I tried the raspberry one the fucking retarded pimple-faced joblets had put it in the heating cabinet they use to keep the pizzas warm
>Vanilla cream had melted and run off from my desert pizza onto whoever unlucky fuck had his pizza warming beneath it
>The jam had completely dried out
>Didn't pay for it

>>20443158
>needing a unitasker kettle instead of just getting one for the stove you already own
my meme is better than yours.

>>20442128
i don't get it.

>>20443093
mayo is pink to you?

>>20442232
where's the crime?

>>20442241

>>20442792
>Use a recipe
npcs need to leave this site.

>>20442161
yes japan is indeed like this and not an emotionally constipated overworked nation of disgusting fucking insects.

>>20442325
>I made a slow-mo unfocused shot of me sprinkling herbs onto my dish so it's good
fuck off

>>20442083
btw this was 15 years ago or so
imagine how they look nowadays

>>20443445
>he doesn't know that stupid people think poor means "no money left after bills and expenses"
they're poor because they buy overpriced shit and are broke.

>>20442889
narcissism.

>>20442278
Sometimes that premade garlic bread is cheap, but you could buy quality fresh bread for only like a dollar more than sandwich bread and they probably have butter and garlic already anyway. Why would you use salad dressing? Just get a dried Italian seasoning herb mix. Also you don't need to feed into the stereotype, add some kind of vegetable. Just throw in a little spinach or urugula or kale or broccoli rabe.

>>20443824
>no frills

>>20442278
How does she simultaneously look 12 years old and 60 years old?

>>20442944
that will be $40 please :)

>>20443747

>>20441837
>on the break room table at one of my shippers.

>>20443041
did you bring a whooper at a "fry anything" shack?

>>20442152
I hope you got past this, lad.

>>20441896
average Swedish pizzeria during the holidays
>>20442712
that's brilliant
>>20443833
>norrlands
en man av kultur ser jag
also I hear japs pay good money for pike

>>20441837
What would even be the point? He used the ingredients already, it doesn't save him any money. It's pure waste.

>>20443895
>good money for pike
i've got a swamp they can lick for free

>>20443901
>inviting people into your swamp
did shrek teach you nothing?

>>20441918
wow its really really disgusting to look at, please post other food you've made friend

>>20443766
Under the pink.

>>20443837
>automatic soap dispenser
Massive faggot who is alarmed by germs but doesn't clean his smartphone screen every day despite being completely layered with everything and everyone his hands has touched since last week.

>>20443820
you wish you had that

>>20443755
It looks indistinguishable from a fruit juice. There isn't anything besides the baking soda to indicate that it is a soap/detergent.

>>20441890
>Pizza by the dice

>>20441904

#justgalicianthings

>>20441890
This is not a crime
I often cut up pizza to eat it more slowly
Just not this small

>>20443954
i've got ur dads dick cheese and it's way better than all of vermont

>>20443861
Hard drugs, malnutrition

>>20442944
Ah yes please leave 3rd degree burns on the inside of my mouth mmm yes delicious

>>20443015
Due to careful animal husbandry jap chicken is 100% salmonella free, they have earned the right to eat raw chicken

>>20443926

These two were also posted

>>20442654
>>20442682

But pic related is a piece of the Deutsche Bräuhaus Pizza

>>20443878
holy shit thats gold

>>20441904
Ate some of Dr Oetker's frozen nutella pizzas. Liked them and I think I would like this double.

>>20442043
anon cooked this in pepsi, didn't he?

>>20442325
All these shitty videos amount to putting so much cheese that you can't even taste anything else

>>20443044
>>20443875
A burger stand near me has deep-fried hamburgers.

>>20442083
I have still not actually encountered one of these in the wild.

>>20442105
Mean green bean machine

>>20443772
Under the cheese.

>>20442311
that was upsetting

>>20443844
pizza rillletes are awesome

>>20443837

>>20443711
Pepperoni too spicy for this anon right here

>>20441904
I physically gagged when he pushed on it, absolutely revolting

>>20442311
I love the camera movements as if this is some delicious meal being prepared and not pure slop

>>20441904
no bueno

>>20442136
>Parents spend the price of a shitty new economy car on a fridge
>this is what comes out of the ice maker
>said ice maker also breaks down every 3 years and repairs cost the same as a whole nice Samsung fridge
>Whole fridge dies after 15 years and parents have to buy another one because they built custom cabinetry around it and nothing else will fit properly

>>20444680
I saw some weird plant fertilizer or something canned like this at the hardware store the other day, seemed like a bad idea to me.

>>20442094
sales were down so you put out a new version of what you already have hoping to boost revenue.

>>20442105
What else you think this would work on, it's only gonna be running on 5v 1amp?

>>20444671
>mepsi
it's called pilk

>>20444594
>have a spoon in your hand
>scoop up sauce with a fork
>put spoon away and scoop the rest with hand

I will never understand boomers

>>20444749
>boomers
brother, he's just british. that man is like 28 years old.

>>20444754
I know boomers are allergic to using a spoon for anything else than a soup. But I guess, now, I will never understand boomers or the brits.

>>20443899
To eat the custie's pizza, you idiot.

>>20442139
Were you trying to bake a cake that looked like a prolapsed asshole? Because if so good job.

>>20442105
>never made it to the market
beansbros...

>>20443869
did you try it

>>20442595
machines put the salads on the bread, sliced the cheese and dropped it on the bread, sliced and portioned the meat, sealed the packages and placed the labels.

humans put the bread on the conveyor, filled the salad and sauce extruders, put multislice portions on the sandwich, put the second piece of bread on top, positioned it for the water cutter, then put them in the packages before sealing.

I've seen more automated sandwich lines but they are sloooow compared to how ours ran. even projects as simple as automating putting bread on the conveyors were abandoned because they were too slow and became the constraint for the entire line. they weren't worth the loss in throughput.

>>20442118
All their food had to turn into ultra preserved / processed garbage for the world wars, and they've never looked back.

At least they have an excuse, amerifats.

>>20444594
>>20444754
I assumed he had Down syndrome, but yeah he might just be British.

>>20443905
This would be good drunkslop if actually cooked. Stick it under the broiler or something. Even microwaved.

>>20442152
>but you can't sue if you are dead
>what is an estate suit?
Have you never seen a mesothelioma, camp Lejeune water, or roundup lawyer commercial?

>>20442813
Trick or treating is dying off because it only works in white communities.

>>20444680
Combat global warming.

>>20445088
It was a joke but no, those commercial scams aren't legal outside US and I haven't seen a commercial in 15 years aside from that.

>>20444954
Heck no. I'd have liked to seen the first taker. How is a baker unaware of a cake flavor?

>>20442145
that'll be $3.99

>>20441841
Hahaha of course they're non whites

>>20442170
Reminds me of pizza I had a while ago. We went on a school trip to Da Nang and they served us shit that basically looked like a fancier version of this. Sucks because Ho Chi Minh City actually has incredible pizza if you know where to look.

>>20443800
the slowmo kills it

>>20445013
>>20443905
this id even boil the dogs if needed

>>20444671
a classic

>>20444745
pepsi its called bepsi

>>20444933
theyre just right

>>20445493
>don't mind me, just pirating this soup

>>20443442
nta but I think the implication was it's supposed to be a penny-pinching poor meal but she's too good to shop at dollar general or at least walmart. That anon might live near a one of the "kroger marketplace" that's a bit pricier

>>20445498
>nta
Go back.

>>20443734
based 40yr old knower

>>20443820
how mad were you when you typed out that filename?

>>20445013
Pan fry the bologna and toast the bun that shit would fuck

>>20445490
This isn't the based thread anon

>>20445500
"Not that anon" you larping tourist

>>20445519
>uses tourist phrase
>uhhhh no you're the tourist
Go back.

>>20441885
do I need a loisins for this?

>>20442136
this can pass as modern art and if this isn't perishable i'd buy it
im really digging that ice structure

>>20442117
me too. probably due to it being 100% form over function. you could make something significantly better easily, but that effort was put into something worse in the form of a pizza

>>20445545
nta but i feel like we could go on like this ad infitum

>>20443158
I'd like to say this not only to disparage you but to inform my countrymen
Your coffee machine can be used as a kettle. Crazy, I know, but my grandma does it and it works fine. Just put water in it without coffee. I promise, it ain't that bad, just don't use the world's oldest coffeemaker and you'll be fine

>>20441837
The trick is actually to take a cross out of it, that way the shape lines up into a perfect circle. Upon inspection you could figure out what dude did. My way gets you more pizza also. I actually did it. It was the 90s though and I'm not dumb enough to record my crimes.

Why is it always pizza?

>>20442094
Ridged Chips.

>>20442944
that much spillage for every serving can't be good for that wooden table

>>20442105
Can I connect this to my SmartPhone via an App so I can heat my beans from my UBER? My Smart Watch?? Can I jack into the web and download my beans using TECHNOLOGY??

>>20442117
Dessert nachos are even worse if you like being pissed off about awful ideas. I'm sure there's some faggot at a state fair offering dessert tater tots too. That pisses me right off! How about that spicy honey on the pizza propaganda? Just dump it all over the whole pie on the tv commercial because everyone eating at the table is certainly cool with honey all over the pizza. Don't even bother checking first. Just drizzle, baby! That's how we do it now, collectively! It's as normal as my tri-racial three-generation family I'm with here!

>>20445607
>>20445604
Okay I'll bite, so to speak, the presentation is horrible but if you sliced them thinner and had meat and vegetables on top I bet you could pull off some weird flavour like kiwi or mango or something as a nuance to the main dish the way many tropical dishes season meat

>>20445622
Boiling in plastic triggers my autism some KIND of bad, just get a cheese cloth or something

>>20442148
Dish soap? What are you implying? I don't see any lawsuit.

>>20442170
only processed cheese burns like that. Nasty! How can you be in business and respect yourself and not use real fucking cheese on a pizza? Unbelievable.

>>20442278
What's with the expensive fresh shredded basil? This is all wrong! Dumb rich housewives buy that kind of shit. I've never understood what's up with social media except that it's all an act and nothing is sincere. Just like this website most of the time.

>>20445622
the microplastics in that thing have gotta be insane

>>20443899
it's a breaktime snack buddy

>>20442888
Trips of unending faggotry

>>20445682
its the new chemicals they come out with monthly they process plastics with that they do no saftey testing on that you should worry about, little plastic bit themselves are no big deal

>>20442117
treatzza pizza from dairy queen is unironically good

>>20443868
Looks like faces screaming in hell

>>20442944
Me when I see a cute waitress at the restaurant

>>20441890
https://youtu.be/ZUNNXecb6nA?t=48

>>20443711
If you like only mushrooms on a pizza you don't have any functioning taste buds

>>20445487
no it's called bepis

>>20442325
I want to post another reply about 2 nukes not being enough, but I'm honestly just disappointed.
What the fuck Japan, get it together

>>20444933
keep the burger, I'm having cake

>>20442242
it's spaghetti, not noodles

>>20443423
so you mean americans...

>>20443865
I could eat that on keto. Seems gross, but maybe with a lot of lettuce and less mayonnaise. I like liverwurst and can have all I want now.

>>20444754
That dude is not 70 years old.

>>20444933
I don't think they make you a new one free if you make a huge mess and cause a scene. What's wrong with people now? All being asses in public.

>>20441890
Go away, vince

>>20445545
>>20445500

telling people to go back to rddit based on nothing is the gayest shit of all. No one who isn't a silly douche does it.
You should 'go back' to middle school with your faggoty redit bullshit.

>>20445979
me somewhere in the middle

>>20445979
go back

>>20445498
>dollar general
Except for select locations, which gave a fancier name, it's not really a grocery store and more of a convenience store which has never seemed that cheap to me. Especially not cheaper than Walmart or Kroger.

>>20445906
I like mushrooms and black olives on mine.

>>20445979
t. butthurt redditor.

>>20446159
DG is more of a five-and-dime than convenience store.
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_and_dime

Convenience stores were never about price point--just the opposite: convenience.

>>20442136
The thumbnail looked like a raw chicken.

>>20442170
I'd call the delivery guy back immediately and make him take this shit back to the restaurant. And I'd ask for his tip back too.

At work today

>>20446443
BREADTANGLE

>>20444933
AHHHH YEAAAHHHH NOW THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A SMASH BURGER WE ARE ACHIEVING NEW LEVELS OF FLAVOR TOWN HERE FOLKS

>>20445622
>>20445649
>>20445682
It's fake. There's no way she got that kind of browning on the beef by cooking it in a bag.

>>20442944
Aw sweet! Restaurant horrors beyond my comprehension.

>>20441882
Pretty sure thats a Quattro pizza.

>>20442083
Toblerone has fans? Its always felt to me like its one of those candy bars that you only eat if its the only one left. Not really that good

>>20445141
presumably the person who brought it in didnt bake it

>>20445979
absolutely. the nice thing is that anyone who does that is announcing unequivocally that they are a childish retard and you can know to ignore or avoid them.

>>20441837
that's actually kinda brilliant-- the gooey super greasy center is taken out so all that remains is the crispy dough slices.

>>20442116
Just needs to cook at higher temp, make sure the oven is hot when you put it in

someone post the vid of the guy putting a flaming pizza in a delivery box and punching the fire out

>>20445495
I thought it couldn't get any worse but my soul checked out at flushing the peels down the toilet

>>20445495
Fuck this foul beast, may he burn in a pit of boiling pitch for a century.
But, the thought of some hotel maid stumbling across this foul onion scented mess on a routine cleaning made me chuckle. All is forgiven.

>>20445500
>>20445545
>>20445979
>>20447019
>be a tourist
>do tourist shit
>get called out
>"erm actually that's not cool so stop it okay?"
Leave.