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>cashier asks if i want ketchup packets
>say yes
>don't use any
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR

>> No.20441797

>girlfriend asks if I have any allergies
>"no, none"
>get hospitalized after eating her seafood gumbo
I'M THE MAN IN THE BOX

>> No.20441812

>>20441778
It's not even Halloween yet so stop making up bullshit.

>> No.20441815
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20441815

>purchase a soda to go fill at the soda machine
>fill it with water

ONE, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

>> No.20441817

>>20441778
I fucking missed that dumb meme.

>> No.20441822

>order grilled cheese
>tell them to hold the cheese
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER

>> No.20441827

>recipe says to set the oven to 350
>set it to 355
GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN

>> No.20441831

>ask the person in the next stall for toilet paper
>she gives me the entire roll and I don't give it back to her, forcing her to wipe with her hands
DIARRHEA CHA CHA CHA

>> No.20441844

>sit down at the restaurant bar
>order a drink
>immediately leave
FEELING LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
FEELING LIKE I HAVE NO RELIEF

>> No.20441875
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20441875

>season to taste
>add seasoning without tasting first
GOT LEMON JUICE UP IN YOUR EYE
WHEN YOU PISSED ALL OVER MY BLACK KETTLE

>> No.20441938

>>20441778
LMAO

>> No.20441952
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20441952

>ask if I want extra cheese on my pizza for 2$
>no thank you
>proceed to dump the entire parm shaker on a single slice
I'MA DO THINGS MY WAY, ITS MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

>> No.20442342 [DELETED] 

>>20441797
kek

>> No.20442343

>>20441831
God I wish I were her hands

>> No.20442344

>>20441797
lol

>> No.20442345

>>20441831
i laughed

>> No.20442375
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20442375

>>20441778
>Go to a burger joint
>Ask to replace the bun with a gluten free alternative
>Still get onion rings and/or fries that probably contain wheat on the side

JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY

>> No.20442458

>recipe says to leave in oven for 1 hour
>leave in oven for 1 hour and 1 second
I CAN’T ESCAPE THIS HELL, SO MANY TIMES I TRIED

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>>20441778
>go to all you can eat buffet
>stop myself from getting too full
I JUST DONT CARE THAT MUCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bahCT8HBGQ

>> No.20442460

>>20442375
faggot

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>>20442375
>JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY
It's amazing that Pearl Jam predicted that tragedy back in 1986, never forget.

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20442477

>>20441778
>cashier asks if I want a receipt
>YES.jpg
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW

>> No.20442489

>supposed to cook pasta penne al dente
>purposly over cook it so it's softer
I MUST'VE DREAMED 1000 DREAMS
BEEN HAUNTED BY A MILLION SCREAMS

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20442512

>local restaurant, order the prime rib special
>"I'm sorry sir we just ran out of the prime rib"
>shoot him in the head and leave
ITS A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER, YOURE BUNDLED UP NOW WAIT TIL YOU GET OLDER

>> No.20442563

reddit tier posts

>> No.20442567

>>20442563
i'm pretty sure this entire thread is some maniac underage autist samefagging

>> No.20442568

>at Asian restaurant
>use fork instead of chopsticks
WYNONNA HAD HERSELF A BIG BROWN BEAVER

>> No.20442570

>>20442563
You have been here since no earlier than 2016, and nothing you claim will make anyone believe otherwise.

>> No.20442573

>am only supposed to post once for etiquette reasons
>post twice to piss off 4channelers
I CUT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.20442575

>>20442563
You would know since you come from there.

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20442606

>popcorn bag says not to use the popcorn button
>do it

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>>20441778
I try to waste as much money as possible for the business owner, bc fuck em, they charge too much. I'll leave the sinks running in the bathroom, grab the whole container of sauce packets, remove and dispose of the gaskets on self-serve soda machine nozzles, clog the toilets, mess with the thermostat, spill cola all over the stack of napkins, etc. Fuck restauranteurs, people need to cook more at home and not get taken advantage of by those drugaddled food service scheisters. I hope every restauranteur gets shut down and loses everything.

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>>20442563
Das ze joke

>> No.20442679

>cook a piece of cheese in a frying pan
>call it grilled cheese
>cook a piece of cheese in a frying pan
>call it a cheese steak
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

>> No.20442686

>>20442459
That webm works so perfectly for that meme

>> No.20442716

>order several pizzas
>turn on the lights and tv
>delivery guy has no idea now that I’m just going to eat all it in front of the computer
JFK, BLOWN AWAY, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY