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20442093 No.20442093 [Reply] [Original]

My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?

>> No.20442098

just keep eating beans until they stop giving you gas.

>> No.20442100

>>20442093
Eat the beans, embrace the braps

>> No.20442107

He wants you to eat a giant plate of beans and sit on his face, stupid.

>> No.20442174

>>20442093
I think some seasonings can aid digestion to reduce gas, otherwise just take a gas x or somehting

>> No.20442193

>>20442107
It's a guy

>> No.20442203

>>20442093
BEANS BEANS
THE MAGICAL FRUIT
THE MORE EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT
THE MORE YOU TOOT THE BETTER YOU FEEL
SO EAT SOME BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL

>> No.20442215

>>20442203
I don't fart any more than normal when I eat beans.

>> No.20442218

>>20442193
Then I assume that he wants his gay husband's fat sweaty ass pressed down on his face

>> No.20442254

>>20442203
I like my grandma's version better

Beans beans, good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal

>> No.20442259

>>20442093
no anon there is not

>> No.20442306

>>20442254
this is the real version, anyone using the other version is a pussy who is too scared to say the f word (fart)

>> No.20442334
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20442334

Pic related works for me.

>> No.20442357

>>20442093
Soak overnight with 1tsp of baking soda in the water per pound of beans. This will cut way down on the farts and cut way down on the cooking time.

>> No.20442916

>>20442093
With poison so he never serves you them again

>> No.20442934

>>20442215
That means the bacteria in your digestive system is better at breaking down the sugars in beans. If you eat beans regularly and other foods with similar types of harder to digest sugars then you can stop getting gas after a while when your gut flora adapts. Same thing can happen with lactose in milk, probiotics, etc.

>> No.20442940

Have you considered making Texas chili? Sound like you have plenty of beans on hand.

>> No.20442990

>>20442934
Fuck off. Digesting milk is superior white genes and nothing else.

>> No.20443009

>17 replies
No
>tits or GTFO
to be found

>> No.20443025
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>>20442990
Some parts of Africa and the Middle East have higher rates of lactase persistence like Europe.

But my point was that even if you're not lactose intolerant, if you don't drink milk for a long time then start drinking big cups of it, you could have trouble digesting it until your body readjusts to you consuming it again. A lot of people on /ck/ have said they had issues with drinking milk until they started with small amounts and worked their way up.

>> No.20443032

>>20442093
Maybe he wants you to fart? Have you ever thought of that? You should try walking past him and casually ripping ass. See how farty that fartbox can get. Noisy little boom tube. You like to fart, don't you? Share that sharty morsel with the man. Just stand next to him, spread your ass cheeks and blast.

>> No.20443034

>>20442093
Leave them in the tin and shove it up your arse

>> No.20443115

>>20442093
Does he eat them as well?

>> No.20443118

>>20442334
this will make your colon explode

>> No.20443290

>>20443009
why would we ask for manboobs?

>> No.20443300

>>20442254
>>20442306
Hello there people with no understanding of comedy.

>> No.20443650

>>20443300
the word fart is funny

>> No.20443693

>>20442093
>>20442334
Beano is the correct answer. It's actually very clever; it's basically just the one enzyme your body is missing that helps to digest beans. Take some according to package directions and it should relieve your bean-related discomfort.

>> No.20443708

beano and include pipicha in the meal

>> No.20443785

How do you cook them?
If you soak dry beans then cook them, pour off the soaking liquid and cook in fresh water
I mostly use canned beans and never had a problem with farts

>> No.20444014

Ferment them. All of that bubbly gunk on the surface is what would've launched out of your ass.

>> No.20444021

>>20442093
Why is your husband obsessed with feeding you beans just tell him you don't like them moids are insane

>> No.20444023

>>20444021
>immediately nag him about it instead of attempting to seek out a good solution first

>> No.20444032

>>20444023
>I don't like beans they give me gas
Is not nagging

>> No.20444033

>>20444032
If you loved him you'd attempt to non-gas the beans before giving up on the beans.

>> No.20444059

>>20444033
Why is it even necessary to eat beans

>> No.20444060

>>20444059
tastes goodman

>> No.20444063

>>20444060
So does msg

>> No.20444067

>>20444063
nothing wrong with msg and I'll add it to the beans

>> No.20444084

>>20444067
Eat all the soymami beans you want just leave them off my plate

>> No.20444888

>>20442093
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>> No.20444894
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20444894

good evening dear anons. i am leaving this image here because it seems somewhat relevant to the conversation. *snickers*

>> No.20444964

>>20444894
Fuck you i can't get beaned today i have to be at a wedding

>> No.20444978 [DELETED] 

>>20442093
My fourteen year old sister gets insane gas from beans it makes me rock hard