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You've gone on a vacation to Paris.

Wearing your geobaskets at night, you tour the streets until you find a dimly lit alley.

You decide to take a shortcut through the seemingly empty alley,

Halfway through your trip through the alley, out of the shadows, Rick Owens appears.

"hi." he says as he looks down at your feet.

Rick notices your geobaskets, his eyes light up as he quickly glances back at your face making eye contact.

What do you do, /fa/? What do you say?

>> No.6952362 [DELETED] 

>>6952353
>Wearing your cargobaskets at night
fixed

i ask him if i can come to his london party

>> No.6952361

>>6952353

"I layered two of your jackets...

I've got an extra sandwich for you, Rick."

>> No.6952370
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>>6952361
That's some heart warming shit, son.

>> No.6952376

>>6952361
/thread

>> No.6952377

>>6952353
get outa me way you slimy cunt

>> No.6952385

>>6952377
slim·y
ˈslīmē/
adjective
adjective: slimy;comparative adjective: slimier;superlative adjective: slimiest

1.
covered by or having the feel or consistency of slime.

fucking lel

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>>6952353
Hey rick can you name my band?

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>>6952415

>> No.6952557

bump owens

>> No.6952575

>>6952385

you forgot 2. fucktard

2. Disgustingly immoral, dishonest, or obsequious.

>> No.6952578

>>6952415
is the little guy wearing a yesstyle jacket?

>> No.6952587

makeout with his wife while u rub her black fingers on ur tits

>> No.6952603

>>6952578
oh god damn tomato if he heard you talking like that about him................................................. hed act passive agressive

>> No.6952640

>>6952587
id pay to watch that

>> No.6952657
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>>6952587
this is the stuff of nightmares

>> No.6952680

>OH SHIT DUDE YOUR FACE IS MELTING !

>> No.6952684

>>6952587
hawt

>> No.6952987

honestly id probably cum idk
either way id feel like most fashion designers gotta be judgmental pricks especially if yu wear their product "in a wrong way"
he main reason i say this is because /fa/ made me more unreasonably judgmental based on how people dress - i hate it and i will never forgive any of you

>> No.6953006

>>6952587
stop youre not berry :(

>> No.6953356

>>6952603
fucking lol

>> No.6953360

>>6953006
berry is bisexual as fuck, I wouldn't doubt it.

>> No.6953366

>>6952987
>be judgmental pricks especially if yu wear their product "in a wrong way"
That's the glory of Rick Owens and Ann D, they straight up say that there's no wrong way to wear their shit, but just fucking wear it lol.

>> No.6953401

>>6953366
have you not ever visited the SZ WAYWT thread that's been up for almost a decade?

they'll tell you straight up and down how you're wearing rick owens, ann d, CCP wrong, shit they'll even tell you you're wearing ZAM B wrong

it's just like high school to those kids, first it was all, you wear is Nikolas + mark and a Rick leather

then it was all Damir doma and silent only

then it was CCP head to toe

now it's Yohji head to toe

and if you're not part of the 6-7 member circle jerk you'll get banned in less than 24 hours

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>>6953401
Yeah, but Style Zeitgeist is a complete wasteland of old men trying to regain some semblance of youth and coolness. Faust is impossibly up his own ass, the only cool poster is Fuuma.

>> No.6953416

>>6953407
fuck he looks like that one actor but i have no idea what the actor's name is

someone help this is going to bug me

>> No.6953420

>>6953401
Of course i been to that shit hole, where those mother fuckers try to be "diplomatic with their insults" as some guy said earlier. But I was referring to Rick owens himself, and Ann D herself, not the deprived cunts from SZ.

inb4 anorak shows up and ethers us

>> No.6953431

>>6953416
FUCK, you're right he totally does look like that fucking actor. But what's his god damn name? This shit is not gonna let me sleep.

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>>6953420
>anorak
>ethering everybody
So far up his own ass he's started putting real estate signage along his intestinal tract
Also isn't it like 2 AM on the eastern seaboard of Maple-land?
>>6953416
I think I know who you're talking about, but it's slipping my mind as well. This is going to be on my mind all day.

>> No.6953435

>>6953432
Do you have any fits by Anorak?

Do you know who he posts as on SZ?

>> No.6953438

>>6953435
No, and I'm not interested.
I've only seen his posts in the archive, never really be online when he's posting.

>> No.6953437

>>6952415
Passports and Sandwiches

>> No.6953441

>>6953416
>>6953431
justin long

im off to bed now

>> No.6953442

>>6953432
>>6953431
fuck fuck fuck

im "doing" hw right now

but i can't focus on anything else

help someone i

>> No.6953448

>>6953441
omg

thank u so much

night teddy ;)

>> No.6953445

>>6953441
THATS THE GUY

Thanks teddy, I havent talked to you on here yet, but you seem like a swell guy, good night.

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>>6953441
>justin long
fuck lmao

>> No.6953450
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>send shuitsang a message on tumblr because he seems like a nice guy
>its been a week and no reply
>he's still posting
>the fucking faggot ignored me

Fuck stylezeitgeist a bunch of pretentios old fucks who dont know how to invest their money into something useful and were probably bullied from child

>> No.6953459

>>6953450
did someone rustle your jimmies ? ? ?

>> No.6953466

yup I bought your overpriced sneakers, youre welcome

>> No.6953464

>>6953450
i messaged shui and he replied :3 i forgot to reply back tho..................

maybe ur question wasnt really good enough? i talked to him a little bit about the commercialization of high end fashion to.. well the layman and he actually said a lot of wise stuff. wish he spoke better english tho, but his points still get across.

>> No.6953470

>>6953447
he seems like he would act like Justin long's die hard character.

all smart ass and faux witty

but then scared shitless when you shove him

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>>6953459
Yeah its these fucking gooks that are rummaging my johnsons. Think about it man, these are people in their late 20s early 30s even later 30s that got wise got a masters degree then joined the upper middle class, and I guess for whatever reason they were depressed and got artsy and edgy and started spending thousands of dollars on these fucking clothes, have you seen this bitches collection she has like 10k worth of merchandiese on ebay, and as if it werent enough shes modeling all of the pieces herself. SOme say it's because shes trying to fill the hole that she was never a model. BUT thats not the problem.

The problem is that people are so biased for them because they have money to spend on these clothes that they gobble up whatever edgy shit they post and everyone takes it as philosophy, theyre all following these flawed motherfuckers and for waht? because they got their masters in anthropology and almost make 6 figurers or some do.

That shit is just sad as fuck. People need real idols in the fashion industry

>> No.6953479

>>6953466
Thanks for staying on track, I like you.

>> No.6953497

>>6953476

Someone sounds mad jelly.

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>>6953479

>> No.6953519

>>6953497
Honestly it's hard to be jelly, I'm 19 years old and have plenty of time to get rich. That's irrelevant though.

Back to the main point, don't give me shit about them being as good as the designers either. Anyone can put together an avante-garde outfit with money, just buy out the fucking store and layer shit at home til you find something that works. Just spending a week reading SZ will even get you there quick. There shouldnt be anything special about a buncha faggots that throw on some expensive clothes. Actually special is the wrong way to describe it, the clothes that a person wears should not be used in place of a citation that everything they say is right, sure these fuckers argue amongst each other on SZ, but to every other pleb outside who doesnt have money, they look at these guys like their word is the law, all because A) they have money, B) they have expensive clothes. That is very flawed.

>> No.6953520

>>6953476
i think you're a bit obsessed

what i find hilarious is the prices she lists most of that shit for

she tries to get damn near MSRP for used shit that has been sold new by the retailers for over 50% off lol

i saw her list a sleeveless blouse for something like $550 when i copped the sleeved version in the same size for less than $300 over a year ago lol

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>>6952353
When you get back home, you go to target, where you find Boyd Rice in the frozen food section.

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>>6953520
she is a fucking asian what do you expect, not only that she is fucking taiwanese

you thought kikes were bad, asians are stingy as fuck, all they do is try to get the best deal because they're souless bastards with no consideration for us humans.

and I am pretty obsessed

>> No.6953525

>>6953516
I wonder how rick owen would react if you went up to him while he was wearing geobaskets and told him "nice dream boxes"

>> No.6953533

>>6953519

>Anyone can put together an avante-garde outfit with money, just buy out the fucking store and layer shit at home til you find something that works.

go for it.

go to the store and post fit pics of what you come up with

ill be waiting to see if its good.

>> No.6953542

>>6953533
>Anyone can put together an avante-garde outfit with money
>with money

send me some money and Ill do it.

Do you see the point I'm trying to illustrate. The entire gap here has to do with money, not with taste.

>> No.6953546

>>6953542

which is why all rich people interested in clothing dress well right

>> No.6953552

>>6953525
I tried to wear my dreamboxes on the day I was going to the rick store. My gf made me change because she said it would be too embarrassing.

>> No.6953558

>>6952361
Oh fucking lord 100/10

>> No.6953560

>>6953546
That's irrelevant because we're discussing people interested in avante-garde. Not everyone perceives avante-garde as the epitome of being interested in clothing. Nice try.

>> No.6953562

>>6953552
cool gf.I doubt,Rick remembers what they are called though.
>>6952603
lmfao

>> No.6953574

>>6953562
Yeah right dude, i bet Rick wakes up from his nightmares yelling out dream boxes

>> No.6953579

>>6952353
Be mexican. Go to my city's local goof store. See some asian dude in standard sz boring black stuff shopping with his girlfriend. Du throws me a dirty look. Hear him mutter to his gf about how this shop was going down the drain. Mfw I just wanted to touch some rick irl. Mfw too beta to do anything.

I know that fuckin racist gook browses sz

>> No.6953585

>>6953579
fuck greentext that shit I thought you were giving me directions to do something, I was like how do I become mexican, but the thing that made me realize these werent directions was the last part because you didnt tell me to punch the asian guy in the face and fuck his bitch

>> No.6953612

>be in seoul walking with my gf
>tell her all day about how awesome Rick is
>finally stumble on the rick store
>see his likelness in the window
>be too scared to go in because I can't afford to cop anything
>she dumps me

Thank you based Rick

>> No.6953619

i was in selfridges yesterday and my gf tried on a rick leather and it was pretty hot

>> No.6953620

>>6953574
rick started out his "amazing" career and refined his craft by knocking off tom ford's Gucci, and marc Jacob's Louis Vuitton purses in LA

Owenslab which was referenced in 1999 as "slab" = around that era

>> No.6953626

>>6953450
Shui's actually really nice, I talked to him over tumblr about Thai fashion and the local scene in Bangkok. There was one designer he couldn't remember the name of that I'm still interested in looking into next time I'm in Bangkok, a thai designer who worked under Carol Christian Poell. Anyone have any idea who I might be talking about?

>> No.6953637

>>6953522
>no consideration for us humans.
haha

idk, i can't say i'm exactly broken up over it because i'm not interested in her leftovers regardless of the price point; even among the parts of her collection that she's not willing to give up, our tastes are too different for me to find any pieces that i particularly like

i guess unreasonable prices are in her best interest if she truly needs the attention that much because the longer it goes unsold, the longer it will be on display

>>6953585
are you sure he said it because of your ethnicity rather than your state of dress?

>> No.6953645

>>6953626
why is it that shit tier Asians are always the most racist?

Thai, chink, Korean

im Japanese and I wouldn't mind a Mexican dude and a Mexican chick in my store.

shit there are some Mexican girls that are hot as fuck.

the only race women I find unattractive are black (beyonce does nothing for me), Jewish, or Asian.

i'd fuck a sand nigger chick, them bitches are hot
especially the Lebanese bitches.

FUCKING LEBANSESE BITCHES ARE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS

that light sand niggeresque skin, with the almost jade colored eyes, and that hair that is always a motherfucking mess

FUCK

>> No.6953650

>>6953637
fuck posting on my mobile, that question was for >>6953579

>> No.6953669

>>6953645
Look up china on jews.

An ancient chink gets asked " why do you dislike jews" to which he replies, "they are just too different than us"

>> No.6953699

>>6953645
>tfw half-Lebanese
Lebanese people are fucking horrible.

>> No.6953703

>>6952353
Even Rick couldn't tell they were dreamboxes kek

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>>6953699
fucking mmm

>> No.6953781

>>6953699
Holy fuck Lebanese guys are so terrible. All the lame wealth flashing, womanizing, shitty politics about Hamas or whatever, the superiority complex because "we're descendes from phoenicians and are kinda white", the "I'm 2 deepandintelligent4u because I speak 3 languages", the constant need to "protect" lebanese girls from white men....and worst of all, the shitting up of Sydney's fashion scene....seriously dislike a good chunk of stereotypical lebanese people I run into. Like fuck m8, just chill

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>2013
>generalizing based on race

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punch the faggot in the face.

>> No.6955655

>>6953781
you like sports car
come on get in sports car

>> No.6955670

i could just kill him
no tuff guy

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>>6955670
>killing ol ricky boy

why would you do that

what would you tell his wife

>> No.6956056

>>6953669
to be fair i don't think anyone loves jews

>> No.6956075

>>6956056
nah a lot of the young chinks love em but the old ones hate just about everyone. Guess we will see if china allows multi culturalism within then ext decade