/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>7070599
true masters show her feet

>>7070599
dude, how am I supposed to COOM if she doesn't have a BODY?

>>7070603
neck hole

FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7070638
feet

fuck off cris

fuck off cris, you schizo

>>7070602
>>7070603
>>7070637
>>7070648
>>7070715
If I turn my life around, I won't be able to annoy little faggots like you. Pieces of shit like you think they have all the answers because they overcame a mild existential crisis once in their early 20s or 30s and 'got good' at drawing their awkward bottom of the bucket trash that nobody gives a fuck. How fucking special do you think you are? You know nothing of the world because you're just an artist, a inconsequential little parasitic piss ant desperately trying to find validation for your own point of view to pretend like you're above the rest of humanity. You fashion yourself into a "tough love" self help guru because deep down you're weak as hell, and you can't stand the reality of your fated condition: that you're nothing more than another helpless bag of flesh being tossed about in the void like everyone else, subject to the same diseases and mindless impulses and twists of fate. You are bound up in economic and social structures you barely even understand, in a universe with a history no human has yet to fully grasp, for reasons no one can pretend at knowing. You didn't even choose who you would be born as, you could have been born anybody, or anything, and you think you've got it all figured out, enough to deny fate? Stay ignorant and blissful and keep scribbling away your pathetic, unneeded life. I wonder what you've been fated to die from? Cancer, heartattack, ass cancer? Whatever it is, I'm sure you'll find a way to rationalize it away as a personal choice on your part -- anything less would be too painful for you.
Hope someone you love dies soon.

>>7070867
>piss ant

>>7070867
Cris shows his True Power

>>7070599
No, you've only just begun

>>7071674
stop bumping this shit

Fuck OFF CRIS
(You) useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.

You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.

Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.

If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it.

When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

>STOP BEING A FUCKING FAGGET

>>7070867
kek the latinx finally understands nobody cares and he gets buttblasted mad
fuck off cris

>>7070638
FEET

>>7070867

>>7071888
Is it for the moment AND WILL HE SEE ME AS JOB???

>>7071716
well you see, I’ve been hungry all my life
starve too long

>>7071707
10 year version is up

>>7071707
>>7072205
Fuck off Cris

>>7072205
fuck off cris
but that 2024 nurse is kinda cute

>>7070867
if this isn't a copypasta those anons are finished

>>7072205
Fuck off Cris

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7072205
imagine how much fun this guy has making this cursed ass art, the amount of dopamine his brain probably dumps to this garbage. oh the freedom of being mentally ill.

his work legit makes me feel sick

>>7072858
>oh the freedom of being mentally ill.
ODE TO JOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZ2WWKConA

>>7072232
it's pasta, 2nd time I have seen it

now it's time to draw MORE WAIFUS

>>7072858
It's always an obstacle-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOlNhcdlcB4

oh yea, i forgot about YOR, YOR FORGER. YOR THE BOAR FORGER

>>7072232
Well, you see. TOO MANY BOWLS OF THAT GREEN no lucky charms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XCQNpjWmRE

Hello, Lunatic Soda. How's commission market been treating you? Pic rel my latest commission work

Three threads about Cris, he is too powerful

>>7072870
how

>>7072870
He’s too dangerous.

>>7075847
Why the fuck are you regressing?

>>7070599
not bad but you're at least 30 years too late with that style

>>7077194
too late

>>7078907
aw damn

>>7079589
ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

>>7075847
You choose appealing colors. Thumbnails look great.

When I open them, I want to die.

>>7082325
aks ars ay'all DUCK!!!

>>7082464
Maad city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yrPDf92hY

>>7083173
>>7077194
Made him an Angel on Angel Dust.

>>7083187
Because smiling faces, sometimes...

>>7076581
he's too powerful
it's too raw uncontained

I bet none of you can draw a proper
>ええええええええええええええええ?!

>>7075715
Like that char i colorized it.

>>7083956

>>7083875
here this is gonna be your wife from now.

>>7084003
LOL i completely missed with colors and clothing too... :D welp...

>>7084030
You weak ass nigga.

>>7084050
Yeah im not good artist.

>>7084071

>>7084050
>>7084087
>>7084003
and Velvet Crowe, no relations to Russell Crowe. The Pope's Exorcist

>>7083875
is it an issue

>>7083875
I think i follow.

>>7083956
now let’s see you master waifus

>>7072870
how bad

>>7071888
well, uh, i guess, you gotta keep drawing

>>7072205
ngl the low poly 3d models are kinda fire

>>7086458
It's funny, I've seen people on /3/ or /vg/ say his drawings are good, and now someone on /ic/ thinks his 3d models look good.

>>7086462
Yeah, well. Uh, Life uh, finds a way.

>>7086462
Have you mastered waifus too?

>>7086462
have you?

>>7088128
i don't trust people enough beyond they surface world

>>7088450
even through the m.A.A.d city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTd2FE6Fi7o

>>7083956
who???

>>7072205

FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7089356
They should let him draw.

>>7089426
for too long

>>7089426
which is it

>>7086462
you got a problem?

>>7090965
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME????

>>7090965
no problem

>>7083956
it needs to be like this

well im trying to uh

>>7070599

>>7070599
:)

>>7093401
you ffool, you interrupted the balance

>>7093397
Uh WHOOO???

>>7094369
You need to draw faster bitch nigga. I rather see you than another Cris thread.

>>7094608
WHO YOU CALLIN' A BITCH???

>>7072205
Did he accidentally forget he was incompetent in 2022?

>>7094608
let him, im really fucking pissed off now

>>7095633

>>7095814
He got flanderized

>>7095861
because dracula dracula dracula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on7pfd91cKc

>>7099280
wut

>>7072205
fuck off cris

>>7100910
augh you fucking asshole

>>7086462
what's the problem

>>7091071
NOT TOUCAN HENRY!!!

>>7101740
powerful than cris

>>7101824
because Broken ice still melts in the sun

>>7101740
more powerful

CRIS GENERAL

>>7072205 >>7071707
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7106301
you came all the way here just to say that??

>>7106593
Now you see that you cannot succeed all alone against the whole world.

>>7107144
WUT

>>7108246
which is it

>>7071707
>>7072205
Who's Cris?
Fuck off Cris

come on come on come on come on darlin' stop beatin' around the BUUUUUUUSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54LgyqSPfsQ

forgot my drawing
we're all sensitive people

>>7110205
They won’t let the junkie be free

>>7111853
so much for your promises

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7091071
my nigga toucan henry

>>7113213
HENRY NO!!!

>>7113213
hell yeah

>>7113213
TOUCAN HENRY

>>7113213
toucan henry the real OG

>>7113203
well shit nigga he ran

>>7113191
THEY DIED THE DAY YOU LET ME GO

>>7113213
DAMN BOI

>>7113213
you have mastered Toucan Henry

>>7113213
More than beats the sky.

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7118837
he’s friends with Fiddy Tyson

>>7118837
>>7118856
FEET OFF CRIS

>>7119729
Webbed Feet.

>>7118837
>>7118856
Do you even remember the issue?

>>7120932
YOU JUST TRYIN' FIND WHERE THE TISSUE IS

with esdeath

well you see system on blast cops just past
JUST SEEN A BIG OL' GRASS

BIG ASS CRIS

>>7123620
none

MORE CRIS

>>7070867
/vg/ didn't give you any (you)s?

>>7124633
/3/ is giving it too, unfortunately

>>7124646
how many

>>7124650
all of them, he got a godamn general after killing what was left of it

>>7124652
oh damn for real?

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>>7070867
>drawing their awkward bottom of the bucket trash that nobody gives a fuck
Do you seriously believe your stuff is anything else than what you just described?
If that's the case I have very bad news for you.

F

>>7075847
jfc, you are getting worse and worse. how the fuck is this even possible kek.

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>>7125862
He's been at it for I think near 10 or years you can't fix retardation

>>7125844
>>7125845
>>7125847
>>7125848
>>7125849
>>7125850
>>7125851
>>7125854
>>7125855
>>7125861
>>7125863
>>7125864
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>>7125868
>>7125870
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>>7125876
You just spent half an hour to do this.
I think you might need even more psychiatric help than OP. Or at least a friend or somehing.

>>7125877
I wasn't talking to chris. I think the wrestling beglet has been at it for just a couple of years.
But yeah, it's a very similar case of no progress.

>>7125879
Multi tasking watching a video in another tab.
How is doing the bare minimum to shitpost this garbage thread any worse than that one nigga who actually who spent 2 months bumping these threads

>>7125883
>howaboutism
Dude, you are both wasting your time doing retarded shit.

>>7125884
that's neat my nigga I could say you can at least sage before replying so this doesn't get bumped

>>7107246
good

>>7125887
DAMN MY NIGGA

>>7125887
well uh life uh
finds a way

>>7113213
FOR MY NIGGA TOUCAN HENRY
he be pouring one out for the my homies who didn’t cut the retweets and likes

>>7125856

>>7070605

>>7126229

>>7117501

>>7126233
by younger you mean gay, I'm GAY lookin'!

>>7126371
GAY NIGGA!!!

>>7125887

>>7125883

>>7123580

>>7126470
what the fuck is you trying to DO my nigga?

>>7125887
gay ass bitch

>>7125948
no relations

>>7126485
(YOU)

>>7126487
Queer as folk son

>>7126233

>>7126493
YOU TOO NIGGA

>>7126233
gay ass motherfucker

>>7126497
Nothing will ever compare to the actual nigga
>(YOU)
are

>>7126504
Same for (YOU) nigga

>>7126484

>>7126526
NAW SON

>>7126431

Fuck off cris

>>7071707
Fuck off cris

>>7126629
aw shit

>>7126628
Have YOU mastered anime waifus?

>>7126710
life beyond thunderdome

what Cris do

>>7126233
I’M GAY LOOKIN’

>>7127766
>>7127768
>>7124427
AI crap.

>>7128075
CRAP?? CRAP
CRAP
MEGA CRAP

>>7128500
stfu loony scrub

>>7128519
Crap, crap, crap Ah! Now that's good work! The skulls.

>>7125948
velvet who??

We just need to master waifus like Subu

>>7128763
>double nigger scrub moment

>>7128769
WHO???

>>7128784
(You)

>>7128785
aw shit
goddamn
all hell broke loose

>>7128763
scrub bitches

Like Subu said, we must do the 1/3 on the face
a 3x3 animal style shimmy with the extra shingles

but why should i listen to that nigga? he's a fool according to the people on here even though he has tons of followers on twitter and other platformers
unless he's faking it until he makes it

>>7129019
he is a hack and tracer

>>7129023
a crook, a cheat, a swindler, a fiend and a swindler?

>>7129023
a crook, a cheat, a fiend and a swindler?

>>7094608
we need to really draw faster bitch ass nigga

you really need to be banned. If anything is a sign of ic actually finally dying its this shit staying up for weeks.

>>7129222
Don't just complain, report all of his shit.

>>7129306
who's shit?

I have mastered anime waifus.

>>7130133
I hate you.

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7070599
fuck off cris

>>7130143
He has opened the mayor.

>>7130178
Go in and go in and go in!

>>7130133
nice

>>7072205
fuck OFF Cris

>>7132039
he weird

>>7130133
only good thing in this thread, hell in this whole fucking board.

>>7132672
Well that’s just AI?

>>7132793
ortamawai

>>7132793
>can't recognize the int+ artists in the board
ngmi

>>7132793
(no.)

>>7132825
that’s because Cris overshadows them

>>7130133
>low /int/ artist whoring himself
>doing it on a bait thread
paint me shocked

>>7132866
aw shit goddamn
All hell broke lose
You got more (you) than my drawing
Fuck your truth

>>7132672
uh

>>7132672
Even int itself?

>>7126233
I’m GAY looking.

>>7070599
fuck off cris

>>7072205
FUCK OFF CRIS

>>7133223
>>7133256
Cris is just the master

For those interested, all of the Cris threads are mainly bumped by LunaticSoda and Subu. Yes, they are doing on purpose.

>>7133310
so much for getting the message through.

>>7132858
what’s your prompt?

>>7124652
he didn’t mean it

>>7130133

>>7133523
starting up again I see

>7133529
fuck off soda

>>7128909
>>7128995
beg ass nigga

>>7133551
BEG ASS NIGGA????

>>7133551
it's fun

i'll have to draw more homura

Is this the new DTIYS thread

>>7130133
love your work, it's always so clean

>>7133708
>Is this the new DTIYS thread
yeah

>>7133310
>>7133354
SO MUCH FOR YOUR PROMISES, they died the day you let me go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz5scjSQ_WE

for fucks sake you nigger

>>7133747
Yeah, damn n-word.

>>7133529
Who you foolin’?

>>7133769
(you)

>>7133708
but not everyone else’s

>>7130133
>>7132858
love her expression

>>7133708

>>7133893
I get it

>>7133708
So much better.

>>7133909
it’s not falling it’s drawing with style

>>7133708
blog?

>>7072205
I post the dog on reflex but that's still really embarrassing.

Oh shit

>>7134907

>>7134907
Fuck off soda you prob middle aged dumb nigger who still lives your parents tits for how glued you to monitoring these threads for 24/7

>>7130133
>"mastered anime"
>posts the most westoid style ever

>>7135025
fuck off soda

>>7134719
aw damn

>>7134976

>>7135227

Nigger at it again

>>7135028
Fuck off soda