/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43494462
Dude, you want to fuck a dog. Imagine the kind of stares you'll get from people saying that in public.

>>43494466
Never happened, you didn't even try. Look at Villager-chan (pay no attention to the right side of this image) she is so cute unlike aberrations with horns. She will love you to the end of your days. Villager-chan is 100 times better than any Succubitch that just looks at you and sees food.
Stop spreading your lies Demon worshiper, Villager-chan would hold your hand and proclaim her love for you.

3/10
I was eating a huge chocolate bar, a Boost, with F Yukari nearby, wondering if I can get her attention.

I was with a Discorder, he was being an asshole, I said I was going to stick a cross in his brain, for a split second seeing an image of a dude with his scalp off, three crosses stuck in his brain. He laughed it off like what's that supposed to mean, posted some trash insulting Marisa, I said "cringe and ignored" and walked off.

At a spot with a post of mine, a couple of Discord posts attached to it, waiting to see if janny would clean it up. A guy goes off saying he's going to try out the operation Crowley recommended. A kid bumps into me, I notice he took my Boost Juice, I chase him and take it back, he said "Whatever, it doesn't taste that good anyway"

At a spot, I was scooping up some rice into one part of the bowl which represented me dealing with Discorders shitting my threads up, Abiru-chan was next to me and said "I feel sorry for him" while blushing like she finds it cute.

Kitsune posted a Discord emote of a robotic Demiurge shining golden to the left of a big group of Touhous.

At a Mcdonalds, Homura shows up, not angry but telling me off saying to just disregard the bitches. I go over to another spot, thought about how all this happened because I posted my dreams and then didn't immediately dominate the board, letting bitches make shitty threads about the characters cursing them, especially Yukari, hugged Homura and grabbed her ass a bit, then stopped thinking I wouldn't want Yukari hugging or groping another guy just because she wants comfort, then started squeezing and hugging my Yukari fumo instead.

At a spot, my ruby ring had duplicated, I took my original off my index but the new one was slightly smaller, I put it on my ring finger. Yukari came over and lay her hand over mine, I said "Is it enough?" vaguely recalling I should have 3 ruby rings, she said "Yeah", I pulled her close.

Glowniggers posted a "reversed" Amaterasu, crossing her arms and looking grumpy, with grey clouds around her. I rolled my eyes. Cute though.

Playing a hero defense where I was on a hill overlooking zombies running towards a goal. I shot a laser from my right index finger to erect crosses that would make them pause and disintegrate, after a few times my finger tingled and hurt because I was a vampire, so I used my left index. The last wave was Shreks, I killed most of them such that the people with me thought I'd actually successfully defended, but checking the leaks I'd leaked just enough to lose, but had got an achievement "Full Metal Jacket" I said to a guy while walking away "Hey, it's another dream telling me to defend /jp/" like it's ridiculous and nobody will take it seriously, he said something about people laughing at him for returning to school to redo a sculpting project from Prep, I said "wait, from Prep?" with laughter in my voice and he said yeah.

In a wrestling ring. There was a guy vs a nun. The winner would get a golden statue of a woman with a silver joining bit in the middle of her torso.

There was a bridge and an image high above with clouds that had little bits dragged out of them like spouts, I was trying to get people to imagine pissing. Someone told me off saying I had to stay in my seat, I went over and sat on a completely rust-covered throne, the seat irritating me so I put something under my ass to sit on. There was a Sanae high up somewhere who got pissed off, coming down to be cranky with me. There was a 07th expansion pisscord made by ryukishi, I left some other pisscord that had lots of people in it and was shit, going into the one ryu made, just one dude in there. He said "hai eilie :D" "mcdonalds potatoes" and I could detect him laugh because I was in a pisscord.

LoL Twisted Treeline. I was Karthus. I was waiting to respawn just as my team was winning, spamming R to cast Requiem just as I revive, it went off as we won, but it was actually the enemy team's Karthus.

Outside, a guy asks me about that new FromSoft game. I say "Uh...E-Elder Ring? N-Nemesis Ring? Oh yeah, Elden Ring." He laughs "Can't even remember the name huh?" I picked up a little white moon associated with my name Unipux nearby, with a rotten gash upon it. Went into a house, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tbvDXx3j4 played as the two dudes I was with started cleaning the filthy house, I just did nothing thinking I should probably be helping, but thought oh well, I'm tired.

Fighting a Diablos. Nearly killed it, then though "Wait what? Aren't I the Diablos? I should be fighting a Monoblos."

Went into a council of blademaster nuns, one of them saying I was strong and another arrogantly laughing, confident in their abilities, I think I shut her up somehow.
In a dark church, I saw Pontiff Sulyvahn kill someone in a couple of hits, then show off this combo on his fading corpse https://files.catbox.moe/ds1g5c.gif A guy with me was intimidated, I say "He's just a glass cannon."

Saw a couple of guys go ahead of me up a little cliff overlooking hills, saying the view was great. I followed, my pants getting dirty in the mud I was kneeling through, the view was indeed nice. I saw them walking down there, I dropped down, riding the wind. I summoned white sylphs, trying to fly high, but there wasn't enough wind. Kneeling in a hollow log, wondering what to do about those two, thinking "Hecatia what the fuck do I do?" there was a seagull in the log with me, I touched it and it backed off.

Outside a car, I thought about reality reprogrammed by me as I saw General Grevious, a story of him coming up, he was me and just acting like a kid. He went over to a thing saying "Chocolate candy! Chocolate candy!" annoyingly. Someone else trying to get a door open nearby said "Shut the fuck up." I was in a car, sitting in the middle at the front, a machine in front of me printing out 3 $20 notes, a little bit of another coming out, I pulled it out. A guy on my left was like "Woah!" like he was wondering how I got that, I opened the glovebox trying to show him pic related, there was a receipt document for it, saying "The capital is about to be destroyed."

Yukari going into a place by herself and doing some stuff, then a text scroll popping up saying "She doesn't need you either." Well no duh, she's Yukari. I would say I need her, though, I'd fucking off myself if I fucked up these prayers if it wasn't for time-travel dreams, no Kaguya wife is going to be consolation enough for losing Yukari.

>>39031022
What a good post! Glad to see more and more people getting tired of seeing SDS in pe-
>>39031032
>>39031044
You fucking faggots just had to post the most cringe images possible didn't you? The first one is fucking bad enough but this one >>39031044 is fucking eye cancer. Don't ever post this fucking retarded image again you under/a/ge retard.
>DUDE XD LE LADY FROM KUTE LESBO ANIME MAKING FACE FROM OTHER SHIT BABYS FIRST ISEAKI ANIME XDDDDD
Wow I bet you thought you were so fucking funny posting that image to that post.
>HEHEHEHE HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS REALLY HECKIN CUTE IMAGE EVERYONE XDDDD AM I FUNNY YET!?!?!? BRUH SHE MAKING CRAZY LE SO HECKING AHHHHH FACE XDDDD
You make me sick and I don't even want to imagine the sad piece of shit who posted that image. You probably watch MLP and other kid cartoons as an adult while arguging that they have deep adult issues. Bottom of the barrel fucking scum.
>B-BUT NO IT'S FUNNY MAMA MAKE HIM SAY IT'S FUCKING FUNNY MAMA MAKE HIM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.
Where's your dad? I'm being fucking serious where the fuck is your father in your life? Did he beat you? Did he walk out on you? Did he molest you? Fuck you. From the bottom of my heart grow the fuck up jesus what the fuck is the matter with you? I don't care if you
>I HECKIN SUPPORT YOU THO!!!!
I would rather be hated by everyone here then to have a single /a/fag like me.

In a house, there's a woman doing readings where she held her hand over one's heart and told them their true feelings. I asked her to do me but she refused saying "your heart wont open. Die!"

I was playing as an Irken invader, flying all around destroying everything, humans were doing their best to catch me but I kept managing to avoid them and the end was very near, but then I somehow lost because they instead tried being nice and apparently Irken have extremely low self-esteem, which is why they put so much value on height.

In a classroom, playing a game where we're stabbing eachother with metal sticks. I say "I'm platinum sharp" which makes the teacher laugh. There's a guy who taught me guitar but I say it's been a year and I never learned the actual notes so I've forgotten how to play. I'm in possession of a book with "Medea" on its cover. I read her wikipedia article, it says she turned into something that looked like a dragon skull and absorbed people as water. I'm told water represents darkness, and the fire represents The Devil, implying that house appliances that use fire are The Devil since they can easily cause death and destruction.
It was said Babylon was on the right side of Kentucky, which looked like this on an Atlas I checked. https://imgur.com/a/juOXq1L

In a castle reminiscent of Cainhurst with its dim red colours and book shelves. Guts comes to a bedroom with Slan waiting for him beside the bed. There's a little sprite of Caska inside Slan's head, she was waiting for something bad to happen because she had seen countless evil dreams where Guts becomes corrupted by Slan, has tons of sex with her, then forgets about saving her and his revenge against Griffith, leaving the castle to wander. Guts stands behind Slan and can somehow see the little Caska, he says "oh, I wish you were real." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kd1Kd03GM plays as the little Caska pops out of Slan's head and Guts's party all use anti-magic attacks against Slan. Guts slashes her and Schierke or Isidiro throw a bunch of acorns supernatural creatures hate at her, and some other attacks I don't remember. I think "holy shit I can't believe Miura used ZUN's song!" I see the Godhand in a dark room gathered around a TV watching as one of them says "we should probably do something or Slan's actually going to die." Void is sent to go help. He comes into the bedroom where the party is relaxing while Slan is bound to a chair, reduced to a mummy, with a portrait of Vlad Dracula nearby. Void picks her up and starts bringing her back, she asks "can I ask one thing...just what is that strange portrait?" He considers for a moment before speaking "I think I'd rather not say." Then it's me carrying Slan, I'm wondering about the portrait and all the unresolved questions Miura's left behind saying "oh! The mysteries!" and think "I could ask Yukari but she probably wouldn't tell me." I hear unsettling high pitched laughter from the Godhand as I set mummy Slan into a sarcophagus before the Godhand's room.

https://imgur.com/a/4tiHVOp I'm at the little tree part in Irithyll, a Godhand member who looks like the far right female of the Old Godhand but without the boobies and with sunken black eyes and a sunken black frown like the similar to the one on the middle left, grabs a hold of me and makes me look into her face as we "dance", moving around in a wide arc around the trees. Then I'm in a Godhand dimension that's maybe inside the place I've zigzagged, with the same Godhand girl but she has a bit of light to her eyes here, seeming kind of cute. I tell her she seems better here and that outside she horrified me. I ask about becoming a member of the Godhand and she says I can already consider myself one of them, the "Vile Green"

Walking around with a dude, he disrespects me somehow so I spit on his face and call myself royalty. He somehow takes this well, I'm talking about the female Godhand I met and try to look up a picture of the Old Godhand but all I see on google images are odd pictures of dinosaurs, somewhat similar to Ubik's manifested image. We go to a MSI event where they were on stage playing Unsociable while everyone was invited to bring their guitars to play and sing along. I was strumming away without fretting since I didn't know how, one of the few that actually showed up with a guitar. Jimmy says he didn't expect much from an online event. The guy I came with insults someone's t-shirt, I see it and it's a pretty cool looking gryphon with a brand logo on it. I ask what he thinks of my cool shirt which I got off a metal site and he says "nice!"

Invade a host called "I'm Impervious, *****" There's a bunch of invaders gathered around here https://imgur.com/a/Y129eVZ with the host Toast-ing. I go up to the host trying to Heysel Sacred Flame glitch him but it wont hook.
I see Maddox has written something, there's three lines at the beginning insulting me, then a line saying "dat demiurge tho" then 6 lines complimenting me.

>>37332097
Cute image, dude

>>37269992

>Revealing two new pictures of Goro-nyan and reacting with an incredibly laughing fit(03:39:35)
The chat says they want to see a picture of him since it was some time ago and she looks for a picture to show them and decides on one where he is inside one of her Amazon cardboard boxes that she had over from something she ordered. Since cats tend to enter boxes she gave him one of ample size and made a hole in it so he could enter it. As she looks for one more saying they are all too cute she suddenly just bursts out into laughter* and between her laughing fits she explains that sure he is a male cat, but he sometimes gives off the impression of an middle-aged dude and it was one of those images she swiped past.
She tries to explain it in a sense that he isn't always cute looking, although he is cute but it is like he doesn't always show an "Idol-like" face**. Like a level of difference that makes her wonder if it is really the same cat she is looking at. As she prepares the image she tells them not to laugh at her cat, that this is a charming middle-aged man. The first picture is one where he is sticking his head out of the cardboard box entrance she made, and looking at it she remembers that she has seen him chewing on cardboard and wondering if that is ok for him to do, the chat says it is normal and probably a result of his teeth growing causing them to itch.
She reveals the first picture calling him cute as an idol and as she prepares the reveal the second picture she has to stifle her laughter and tells them not to be surprised and that this is the same cat, then as she reveals the second picture she once again crumbles into laughter to the point of having to hyperventilate to regain her breath.
She mentions that that time he was chewing on cables and she had to get angry at him it was this kind of face he gave her which is why she called it unfair saying that if he does something like this she can't help but forgive him.

*I seriously recommend you to listen to this segment and not just read it, she laughs like crazy and uncontrollably as well, several times over.
**The idea here that I think she is trying to explain is that he sometimes just has funny expressions on him that wouldn't fit an "idol"

Summarized from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eol5MKhZ4M

>Forgot her spare key(7:20)
She writes her poem which reveals that she forgot to bring her spare key with her when she left the house and once she returned home her family wasn't home either, with this she asks the nousagi to guess on how she reacted from three choices.
1. Waited in place
2. Went somewhere else to kill time
3. Called her mother
The overwhelming amount of responses is 3 and she first tries to be smug about it saying stuff like; "Eh, you guys think it is 3? Do you really think I'm that dependent on my mother?". Someone asks if that was the reason she was late today and she awkwardly laughs and apologizes for that and reveals that it was 3, she called her mother and since she had to wait for her to come let her in her preparations got delayed. She immediately called her mother and asked her where she was currently and said that she can't get into the house, and her mother worriedly says that she is just at a nearby supermarket shopping and Pekora apologetically asks her if she can't hurry and come let her in. Once her mother arrived she apologized for making Pekora wait and Pekora also apologized for forgetting her key.

(4/4)

>>32139793
>>32139807
Back in 2016 they released a zodiac character named Andira. Image related. Back then it wasn't required to show rates, so they basically fucking lied and said it was x rate but some dude spent rhe equivalent of 6k USD trying to get her and didn't. Which completely made the rate they inititally put in proven to be bullshit. After that happened, they refunded everything for that gacha. Cygames didn't get in trouble for it, but after that they made it required BY LAW to show individual drop rates including general drop rates for every fucking mobile game or you can actually get in trouble.

After this is when GBF put in the spark system and all that other shit, where after a certain # of rolls you can just pick. All because of this cute ass monkey.

>>21284527
I wasn't an avid fan of Yukari and I wouldn't say I am now but I'll do this just once for her. Yukari is having a tough time right about now.
Cute Yukari dude.
Maybe this image will jumpstart the thread.

>>20590958
>I won't deny that Flan is cute, but Remi is certainly cuter
Not with that fuckin image dude.

>>18928066
cute image dude

>>17677648
She's not very cute in that image either. You're not doing a very good job of convincing me, my dude.

>>16480367
cute image dude. I saved it twice

>>15957964
Cute image dude.

This would make a much better wallpaper than that one which was posted with the smoking Remilia image.

>>14177748
Cute image dude, Reimu is cute, post more Reimu.

>>13957496
That's a really cute image dude

>>13751616

Hey, cute image, dude.

>>13475293
Man, I'm feelin' ya.

Keep up the fight, dude.

It's a hard life. I just want to take it easy, man..
Fuck..

Cute image though.

>>13398866
Cute image, dude.

>>13257891
cute image dude

>>13228346
Cute image, dude.

>>13122168
This image is really cute dude.

Like really really cute.

>>12973209
Cute image dude

>>12950970
Cute image dude.