/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45537557
i think you misunderstood something my dear brown friend

>>45466812
>>45466829
I might have misunderstood. Drinking. There is no TRUE way to sort by species. Looking for it in the story name is your only bet.
I have dreams of making a comprehensive list if I have become unemployed, haha

>>45440913
lmao seems like you misunderstood the question
it was asking that in a sense of like oh no the roads closed and you need to take a detour or maybe you have to go somewhere down a road you dont normally drive on
cant believe youre actually bothered by the test though

>>45353180
>yuyuko
I think she's busy enough with Youmu, but she's likely to think of you less a kid and more a servant. Plus human lifespans and what not. Can't really see it happening
>yuuka
That would be... interesting I guess? Yuuka either treats her kid like free farm labour or like one of her plants, which is to say anyone that touches her kid gets their kneecaps politely removed.
>ran
Isn't Chen sort of her child anyway? Crazy cat lady with mofumofu, I guess. She looks the most likely out of them to actually be responsible enough to care for a tiny human. Which you lot probably aren't, if all the 'reborn as a youkai' threads say anything.
>yukari
Kind of a wildcard just like Yuuka, only she's a lazy oaf. She'd dump her kid onto Ran while she goes raiding the moon's liqueur stashes or something.
>kanako
An egocentric nutjob but a caring one if her and Sanae are anything to go by. She's probably second to Ran in terms of mom-ing.
>eirin
Eirin is the type of person to leave pihranna acid or some other deadly reagent around for a toddler to liquify themselves with. Or an extra dose of Hourai Elixer, in which case she's just created an undying and unaging toddler. There's this one bizzaro fanfic where she becomes Mokou's mom, but no thanks. I'd like to survive childhood without being vivisected or being the subject of random nonconsentual clinical trials.
>byakuren
About the only character that isn't at risk of casually murdering someone's kid besides Ran, unless she tries to set you up with a hungry youkai that's 'misunderstood'. Have fun becoming a monk.

>>45431585
I intentionally misunderstood you for comedic effect.

>>45421926
I think you misunderstood me because I agree with you. I have nothing against bland, inoffensive or barely noticeable H music. I don't need full blast action in every scene and especially not in romantic vanilla scenes. My problem are offensively drab tracks that stick out. When a scene takes longer than 10 minutes to read and it sounds like I'm idling in a church in DQ I get turned off and want to finish the scene ASAP. Usually I see that with string music, very low tempo/rhythm tracks and BGM that wants to evoke a "dreamy" mood.

Look at feng's Seiiki series. There are 2 tracks for H scenes.
>1: https://litter.catbox.moe/rkibae.ogg
From the first second I love this one. Beat and melody are pleasant. It matches the erotic tension. The occasional use of midi sax and electric guitar work really well.
>2: https://litter.catbox.moe/rc2oxx.ogg
This is used for the more romantic H scenes, but it's too slow for me. I can't not focus on the "ding - ding - ding... ding - ding .... ding - ding ding - ding.. ding" jingle bells. It makes me sleepy and bored in an H scene. This music would work in a kiss or confession scene or anything not an H scene. It's criminal to have this when the other track worked perfectly for H. I felt tempted to replace the 2nd for the 1st BGM.

>>45415488

That question had caught Hana off-guard, it confused her. Why? What did she mean why? Why did Hana help her new mama? The confusion must have been obvious, not like Hana was keeping her face in check, because Kasen spoke further with a frosty tone underneath the calm and collected words, “I know you’ve started working with Yukari-san, though I don’t understand why. Do you not remember who started this?”

Did Kasen not know…? Did she not want to know…? Why is she helping if…? Hana realized that unlike a lecture she seemed waiting for an answer so she obliged, “I… Why wouldn’t I help Yukari-san? She’s been helping me and father so much and-“

That anger flared to the surface, making Hana wince, “That women is helping you?! Have yo-“ Kasen recollected herself, “Hana-san, I don’t know if this is some kind of joke, if it isn’t then I can only ask if you’ve lost your mind”

Hana could practically see the rage radiating off of her, it was only barely held back. Why was she so angry at her? Hana barely realized that she took a step back, but she had to keep her ground and explain herself. Kasen deserved that much and mama was counting on her, now she saw why.

Her voice was wavering a bit but Hana was able to clear her throat and speak, “I know Yukari-san seems like she’s h-hurting father, but its for the best! Really! She’s kept mother at bay, she’s taught me a bunch about my work, and she promised to release father once this is all over!”

Kasen looked at her as if Hana had just sneezed on her sweets, “Are you so dumb to believe her lies? She’s using you for her idiotic goals and you see fit to swallow the drivel she spouts?!”

Both of the women were nearly shouting now, Hana was shocked Kasen’s accusations. Mama would never use her… Kasen was simply wrong but didn’t know it, “It’s not a lie! Yukari is just misunderstood, no one wants to give her the time of day so she has to act like she’s the villain just to help me when no one else wanted to!”

It was known hermits were masters of self-control, that’s what Hana had been raised to know despite her mother’s comments about how there wasn’t a single sane hermit around. It was that lesson that she realized the truth of as the sage in front of her fumed. It terrified Hana to see such a powerful being, much less one that she respected and hoped she could be as good as friends with as her father once was. She knew that she was having a bad day, it was obvious with one look at the women who normally didn’t have a single hair out of place.

Still, to insult mama like that… accusing her of using the affections Hana fostered after she had spent so long under the same delusions Kasen had… It irritated her like the dust in her eye causing her to tear up. Hana had to shout out in frustration, “Kasen-san, that’s too much! Ma-Yukari was the only one to actually bother coming up with a plan! You never helped us like she did, you never even showed your face once during that time! You just don’t understand anything! Where were you at any time when things were bad, I barely even knew you till you bothered showing your face when it was easy for you to do so!”

Hana trembled as it recalled the pain of all those years, “She would hurt him… and hurt him more and more, you just pretended to not know! Everyone knew, but you didn’t bother lifting a finger even once! Mother told me about how she could barely stop you back then! She told me and I knew you were strong, you could’ve stopped her if you wanted too, you and everyone else! Nobody did anything till I bothered too…!”

There was a lot of dust in her eyes, enough to obscure her vision as her tears blurred Kasen into a blob of pink, “Everyone left me and father…!” Hana hugged her arms against her chest, trying to shake off a chill that wasn’t in the air, “Up until I got him out myself nobody was around to help… Not you, not Marisa-san, no one…!”

>>45412621
Everyone just misunderstood birdkun because he's an ESL

>>45399203
Having sex with something so misunderstood and hated by everyone is hot. It's forbidden love.

>>45393820
There was no need to reply to yourself, sir.
Anyone can tell that you just misunderstood that post.

>>45381770
He misunderstood because, in his rage, he is seething.

>>45381754
Anon, you misunderstood. I'm not him, I was saying I'm expecting him to answer like this because he did so in the past and he didn't see the irony.

Yukaris spaghetti starts to spill the second she can't control the time/place/people involved when meeting people. Maybe if she was more straightforward and didn't spin so many meaningless lies she would have an easier time in keeping them all in check.

I actually suspect Anon has slightly misunderstood Meiling and his attempt to "help" will go tits up, he has a very superficial understanding of Meilings place at the mansion and has only seen her complain while drunk. And while Yuuka might be looking for interesting people, such as himself and now Yamame, I don't think she'd be too interested in Meiling outside of talking gardening once in a while.
But I'm interested in seeing nontheless what stupid scheme writeanon has in mind.

>>45313121
Mel is a misunderstood genuis. (only oldfags will remember)

>>45304530
Oh, I misunderstood then. My bad

>>45298367
>and not whatever Mai is.
A kind, sweet, misunderstood girl?

>>45279194
Aya isn't a bitch, she's a hard working and nice tengu lady who often pitches in to help solve Gensokyo's problems or rescue people. It's not her fault she keeps getting misunderstood.

>>45272746
ah i see, sorry, i misunderstood the problem
>digital release just didn't include them
now i'm wondering if that's the one i read

>>45256524
Well she's may be stupid or not they still looped for 100 years. i think she was supposed to be even more scarier or kept being misunderstood.

>>45223005
presence or absence of breasts and pussy
Amd I think you misunderstood me. I don't want to see futas fuck each other. I want to get fucked by one.

>>45216918
Motherfucker, you use the entirely wrong term, fail to clear it up, and then have the gall to take offence when your erroneous words are misunderstood?

Your "kind" belongs in the fucking coliseums.

>>45210563
Yuuka is very versatile!
She can be a baker, an ultimate sadistic creature, a misunderstood loner, a god, a kinda cool kinda creepy big sister, a botanist, florist, gardener, and most importantly, my wife.

>>45195426
A lot of people misunderstood it.

>>45169824
Looking forward to how she handles it.
>>45170288
Don't slander her! Okuu didn't mean it, she was just misunderstood, blinded by her new power, and confused on what the lonely rope lady meant!