/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://files.catbox.moe/mobj99.mp4

watch this to make /jp/sies pissy hahahahahha

>>46801712
>her final goal is to totally take over all of japan
this makes it sound like it's something she's actively working toward when it's really just what she dreams of being able to do. you know, like /jp/sies dreaming of being able to talk to a girl.
even doremy points out that she's actually terrified of humans in the outside world

Any /jp/sies want to meet up for anonymous gay sex? (not in a gay way or anything, just for fun)

>>46804756
Kinda missing the point...

Anyways, I wonder if there are any southwestern US /jp/sies here that wanna go exploring.

>>46735741
Make sure you take your MEDICINE, /jp/sies!

sex with /jp/sies crossplaying as their favorte 2hus

>>46733485
Another anon going here. I never meet up with /jp/sies though and usually end up leaving the event early.

>>46737361
He's probably aware of its presence at least, because he did mention to me how some haters on 4chan wanted the event to fail.
Which is kind of sad because I feel like only a few /jp/sies truly wanted TouhouFest to fail. The rest were just shitposting.

>>46723094
/jp/sies are mostly miserable sacks of shit who live in their house all day

>>46674393
>This thread makes me feel weird in an uncomfy kind of way.
Feeling like that in front of these things is both silly and normal at the same time, somehow. Funny how the human mind, after all the efforts to scrub out these things, still responds to it.
>Have I stepped into something... strange?
Did you pass into fantasy?
>tfw I rediscovered my poetic side over a year after getting into touhou
That's lovely.
>>46677083
>Why not?
>inb4 'it's silly'
The dangers of going silly really boil down to two very real things and one that is hopefully only a hypothetical and a metaphor taken too far.

First danger of going silly is becoming silly in front of others. Because we live in a very materialistic culture and because the spiritual scene is a notorious magnet for schizos, tryhards and posers talking about these things is a really fast way to becoming seen as a weirdo. The meme is that /jp/sies are used to ostracism, and that might be true, but it's also possible to become the weirdo among the weirdos. And going to "the spiritual scene" as someone who has started from "hey I noticed this one video game series everyone says is made by an alcoholic lolicon pervert has a lot of real life mythological inspirations and a strange spiritual quality to it" will get you laughed out.

The second danger is becoming silly yourself. This stuff is a rapid transit system to a complete la la land if you can not keep your orientation, wits and moral core. This will annihilate your worldview and rebuild you. Some of the spiritual practices put you into literal altered states of mind, even without any substances involved, which mind you, many of the people involve. The spiritual scene is full of pseuding, manipulation, predatory "gurus" and completely delusional people. But there is genuine, vast insight below all the crap and you have to somehow dig it out while retaining your integrity without becoming some kind of esoteric racist, exploited thrall of a cult, total egomaniac or just flat out insane.

The last and silliest danger is that the most silliest of notions, that there are actual, real spirit entities out there is real. I can't make up my mind about this. I can have three different opinions about this during a single day. If there are real spirits, I think we are completely SOL as humanity. Banishing them with salt or iron or spells or prayer would be the biggest cope in world history. Or perhaps I just lack faith in humanity or divinity and I'm too afraid of forces that are most likely just extremely elaborate projections of human cognition.
>>46677347
>I say not to think about it because I want to trick you into thinking about it.
Haha nooooo I'm just a silly little guy making his silly little schizo posts! It's not that talking about this stuff earnestly feels too bizarre and sincere and crazy either haha!
>Hopefully enriching your life by giving new meaning to things you enjoy, creating thought patterns that lead to feelings of appreciation and connectedness
It really is beatiful. The apreciation and connectedness part is especially wonderful because you can only go so far before you start feeling yourself more apreciative of first yourself, then others, and that ideally would lead to greater connections with other people. Ideally.

>>46632352
Do /jp/sies want to share the same tube with another anon?

>>46661329
If one were to believe this (which is of course silly) then /jp/sies would be pretty cooked! Abandon your identity and try to crawl back to the society that already spat you out once or go on feeding your energies into god knows what! Or maybe run off into a monastery? But there may be just another entity (silly!) feeding of your energies there!? SILLY!

The situation is especially dire if IT (all the silly people have IT or THEM) doesn't give anything back! I have a sneaking suspicion that, if one were to believe any of this, that it might actually be giving back something!

Members of the Touhou fandom seem to suffer from profuse creativity, dominating the OC thread and making quite a lot of effortposting in even non-content threads! Not to mention the whole universe of Touhou fangames, fanart, pornography (what a wonderful energy funnel!), fanfic, merch and god knows what else outside of /jp/. One could say, if one were to believe, that there is an entire creative community around IT!? This might be good??

But of course not all the things IT appears to be giving might be so bening? Why do so many of the fans appear to be developing a fixation on becoming a "2hu"? Does it derive some sort of bizarre enjoyment from doing this? Or does IT want to incarnate itself into our world somehow??? Now that's an extremely silly thought for you all.

Of course this is all very silly and dumb and none of you should take any of this seriously.

>>46661473
Of course not, most /jp/sies would be as chaste and pure as they would hope the 2hus in question themselves are I'm sure.

2 /jp/sies turned into 2hus be like

https://youtu.be/pxz1tXgrx2c?si=-PpMC3ZNF2HonhQ0

>>46657906
Nonsense, Anon. A "weird autist" would most likely just be a perfect match for the majority of /jp/sies to begin with. Many a man on this board already plays with dolls, be they small plastic statuettes, fabric ones or even larger ones made out of TPE or silicone.

She seems very reasonable and nice despite supposedly being a "weird autist". Of course her being a powerful mage would bring a certain level of power imbalance to the relationship. But surely it wouldn't matter, you'd be a loving, caring husband and she'd never had to resort to using force on you.

/jp/sies can make friends at these cons

Imagine if two /jp/sies meet up what would they even do lmao

As someone free of vice, the whole experience was like a high powered hallucination. Being hypnotized by fairies didn't come close. The experience after that was surreal. Just like Gensokyo, it was a bloody place. Women and children should screw off and stay home, but even that wouldn't have saved them from what I saw. It was stab-or-be-stabbed. That was the one great thing about that place. That tense atmosphere where two guys on the same side of the board could start a fight at any time and cause a scene anywhere. The ambient silence on a night stroll. The feeling of the wind passing by your arms. The chill as you feel prying eyes. A youkai can snatch you at any time and nobody would care since you're from the outside world. That wasn't the best part though. The stuff of ancients is what draws you in. Be it the boar, the whale out at sea or the oni flattening the lands. For me, it was a dragon burning cities to the ground. The damn thing was so long that it was the sky as far as you could see it. I'll say this. Any human who talks shit should say it directly to the youkai's face. Not on anonymous slabs of wood reeking of your scent, hanging from the y̶o̶u̶k̶a̶i̶ Hakurei Shrine motherfucker. The money you spent on the wood and time carving those ugly letters could have been spent on Sanae's contraceptives or donating to Reimu if you wanted to be a good person that day and not piss your earnings after a night of drinking. But of course, Reimu in exchange for that donation offered protection she doesn't even provide. I know it first hand. You'll take it all those normalcies of life in the outside world for granted and beg Red-White to protect you from the youkai because you're so physically unfit, so I'll give you a little guide to living. I strongly suggest you stick in the Human Village when you wind up in Gensokyo. Away from the bogus Hakurei Shrine, non-humans, RAD™ Taoists burning building to the ground, Vampires causing mischief at 2 in the morning, Youkai in the forests, the beautiful youkai in the spotless Garden of the Sun near Mugenkan, Fairies in the trees and ground, Tengu on Youkai Mountain, the depths of Makai, uselessly paranoid schizophrenic Lunarians on the Moon, 3 whole oni treading by the various caves on land and sipping next to ponds at night, /jp/sies trying to engrave themselves onto an unknown history, and of course the Moriya Shrine and its notorious green player 2 vacuum cleaner. I suggest that some of you stick to the specially tailored way of living there. It isn't for everyone, /jp/ - Gensokyo is a bloody place. Too much knowledge, or one wrong move it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.~eajy. You know when your time is up when Red-White pays you a visit. Now it all sounds great, but it's all made up. I don't remember anything. Everything that happened, didn't happen. Everything that didn't happen, happened. I thought I was out for a few minutes, but there were missing posters everywhere when I woke up. "Anon [MISSING]" Gone for 15 days. Most of the dudes who went there were missing for 2 days at max. Why the fuck was it 15 for me? I met a "friend" who was there and they told me everything that happened. I don't know how I met them. They smelled like literal shite and looked like they would drive me to the edge of the city and leave me in that Youkai forest if I ever got wasted enough to need help getting home. According to them, I walked in, I took another drink from the bottle, passed out for a nearly an hour and stumbled out of the front entrance when I woke up. Saying I was talking about those dumbass fairies again, how that if you saw what they were doing every hour, you'd run your ass back to the Hakurei Shrine to scream at that Youkai Miko some heretical shit about getting trapped, drug to undisclosed locations and fucked by girlish winged magical creatures that were 4 feet tall and smelled like honey, or a literal gang of female kappa literally picking you off the street and kept as entertainment for weeks on end. To top it off, the dude said I smelled weird. Me streamer was numb, it smelled weird after the cabin bitch, and my balls itched. God I couldn't bare to stand him. He pissed me off. "I take a bath every day. I like baths. I take 10 a day. I sleep in the bath. I eat bath SALTS." I said to him in a drunken stupor. Everyone heard it. Even if wasted, that was the single biggest fuckup ever. I thought I could be friends with that whale girl as backup since Kasen has been too busy masturbating with her arm nonstop after spending a decade looking for the darned thing. Heck, I remember me friend Tenshi telling me it was alive and talking when she found it. Red flag. Psycho. Maneater. Killer. A fucking oni. Welcome to my "avoided" list. Damn. All I wanted was to go and have fun after that festival, but the moment I set foot outside, I had the worst two days of my life.

Putting that shit behind me, I decided to continue the walk to the Human Village a day behind schedule. Why? Well that's simple. I want to try that tourist attraction, you know, that new bar that was installed in the Human Village? Geidontei? Anyway, people say that just one taste of the special sake there can put you in a coma. So I went to try it out after dropping a few job resumes and a scheduled interview I'll either not show up to or fuck up on purpose to keep getting my Genso-NEETbux. (Don't blame me. Gotta pay for the Mansion somehow when nobody has a job. The current payment is only a few hundred million yen short not including the electricity bill and the cost of internet from the first monthly payment in 2011, so if you would like to help pay the bills, be sure to contact ***** at [REDACTED] for more information. Ask for Anon.) I'd like to see a dumb ass cup of sake take down the average /jp/sie standing at 10 feet, but 10 feet or not, being a whole day late is unacceptable. I heard that people have been standing her up lately. Booking placements and not showing up; I have a reputation to uphold. The boys on /jp/ are always hard, knowing nothing in life but to be a NEET. /jp/sies can be counted on when needed. That waitress must've been depressed and drunk my cups herself. but don't get any better. I had to stop twice on the way back. Me balls cramped hard. You're just walking along and it feels like a leech yanked your balls from inside and out all of a sudden. It was a sharp pain I hadn't felt since Wriggle punted me nutsack after calling her a boy. How the fuck was I supposed to know those tits were female? When I got there, some nasty fuck stumbled out of a building and bumped into me. I looked at him for a minute and took the unopened bottle he had right out of his hands and drank it in front of him. Served him right. The dumbass was wasted in broad daylight. "His bottle. Put it on his tab." Pathetic.
I thought it was fucking a joke when some dude walked out with two bottles in hand before me head went nauseous on the first drop. That pink girl was asking for it back with a look of great concern on her face, but I drank the rest to show the drunk next to me just how much of a pussy bitch he was, not being able to hold his liquor to a dude a third of his age who has never consumed alcohol in his life. It must have been half the bottle I downed in that moment, but one swig was all it took and me head hit the table when I sat down. It was like I pulled the plug on my tower, if my tower was my body instead. Shutting down my limbs. Everything went black. Just in that incident alone, I lost two lives within two days. One off that shitty cliff, and the other at that fucking bar. Geidontei(fucking how?).

>>46575223
They exist, and like with anything you can discuss touhou without bringing up anything sexual. Jacking off every once in a while doesn't make you an addict and is healthy to do so if in moderation, and someone with healthy relationships and mindsets (i.e. has 3dpd female relationships) isn't going to see fictional characters as objects of sexual attraction. Though if you're basing it solely off of /jp/sies then you're going to have sampling bias and it's safe to assume most anons have a waifu. One such character lives in my head to the point of obsession, but I'm far from the average Touhou fan. Touhou is a weird case where it has such a long history and there's so much damn hentai of it that anyone casually browsing is going to stumble across it and this becomes their entryway; they may find other reasons to love the setting but the chances of finding Touhou through porn is significantly higher than by looking for bullet hell games to play. Music being the other big entryway into the series.

/jp/sies for this feel?

Had to look them up - surprised I haven't heard of them before, but I was never much into hentai anime.

>>46566098
>Is it over?
Do you use this service?
Are you unwilling to pay in anything less convenient than a CC?
If so, I guess it would be over for you for this one service.
If not, what does "it" refer to?

It's also typical, pic related.
If I had to guess, I imagine there was something in either their library or services which made them less ideal to payment processors. Could also be something more conventional like chargeback abuse or the company not meeting their standards otherwise, since PinkPineapple did not elaborate.
https://www.mastercard.us/content/dam/public/mastercardcom/na/global-site/documents/SPME-Manual.pdf
Section 7 concerns the stuff that /jp/sies loathe.
Sites like fantia and pixiv fanbox get by for the time being, but I've noticed JAV is pretty directly targeted.

Honestly if it weren't for crypto and alternative payment forms nibbling at VISA/Mastercard's monopolization of legitimate online pay it would be even more restrictive. The current duopoly seems to me as a sort of extension of traditional US banking practices and assumptions into consumer online commerce through the credit card system, which makes sense due to the high risk nature of online transactions relative to more traditional transactions.

>>46523022
>I couldn't sit down for a month!
/jp/sies being into gay buttsex confirmed

>>46518219
Yes, I'm quoting you to give proper context to a snippet of Meirafag's posts to /jp/sies so the scales don't pend on one side.
You should know who else has "ying-yangs", right? Aren't you the one that claimed to be a superplayer?
.>>46518230
>>but that's it
When it comes down to Misumaru, that was it. You mentioned Misumaru, he addressed Misumaru. >but that's it
Unintentional logical fallacy on your behalf, that's the problem. You claim to know and yet, you don't know.
>>46518230
Look, I'm not even Meirafag. Sort yourself out with him, not me.
I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy and projection.