/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guys, don't buy a daki, unless you sleep with the lights on, you won't even see the printed part! Just get a nice pillow, browse your favorite girls on /c/ for as long as you want, and cuddle your pillow as you drift off, thinking warm and happy thoughts.

Just a friendly reminder if you are not Japanese you should not be participating in our otaku culture and should discontinue browsing /jp/ immediately.

What video games does /jp/ play besides touhou?

>>10675247
That's perfectly normal. Usually, it just means you took a thick, hard dump and it ripped your ass tissue a little bit, causing it to bleed.

>>9796525
1) Avoid eye contact

2) Cross your arms but spread your legs wide open

3) Scratch yourself a lot. Try not to look fake. Scratch the same place multiple times. Crotch scratches are especially effective but not ultimately necessary.

4) Rub your eyes a lot before going in so your eyes appear bloodshot from drugs or lack of sleep or something.

5) Wear stupid casual clothes like jeans and a t-shirt with extra print. If clothes like that are acceptable then wear really shitty old worn out shoes. Pick up a pair at some thrift store.

6) Say "uhhhhhh" and "ummmm" a lot. If asked about specific skills make up some REALLY stupid bullshit like "i set up my cousins ps3".

7) Inappropriate jokes. If they ask about how good you are with a computer say "i look at internet porn all day haha just joking" and laugh at your own stupid joke.

8) CHEW GUM.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/7216714

>>7802429
I think Ketsui is like that because the scoring system makes you put yourself in danger.