/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish to get sexts at least once.

>have to take a major shit
>see sister and her friends
>theyre sitting a couple feet from the bathroom door
>go in sit on toilet
>can hear everything theyre saying
>know if i fart theyll hear it
>sit for ten mintues too afraid to squeeze anything out
>the talking stops i assume they left
>immediately try to let it out
>nothings coming
>stomach still hurts like HELL
>hang my head in shame and go back to my room

help me /jp/

>>10937338
no bully

>>10117453
>link to a wikipedia article that proved me completely wrong

> Playing riichi mahjong
> Got a nice pure double chow hand building
> Only need one more six bamboo
> Declare riichi like a boss
> Suddenly draw third then fourth East wind
> Opponent also calls riichi
> Decide to call a concealed kong to try for a matching dora
> Pull supplement tile from the dead wall, discard it
> OPPONENT CALLS RON, STEALS MY KONG
> Has a pung of the original dora tile
> Tanyao, pinfu, ippatsu win with riichi
> Gets my riichi as well
> All his winnings come from me
> Instantly out of game
> Eating ramen for the next week

Fuck mahjong.

>>9694553

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Its all your fault /jp/.

Today I was at work thinking about all those boyfriend and cocksucking threads and then I accidentally said "I need some cock right now".
The whole office exploded into laughter.They kept saying stuff like "lmao we knew you were one of those anon".
I ran out in tears. I'm going kill myself for sure.