/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>oh god how did it come to this
>you're bankrupt, and being sold off at a mamono auction as hubby fodder
>on the stage now in highly questionable clothing
>the danuki handler is making a show out of you, cackling and shouting to get a rise out of the already engrossed attendees
>suddenly, a pouch of silvers whips out from the crowd and SLAMS into the face of the handler, making her nose bleed and nearly disfiguring it
>look back
>it's your childhood friend holstaur
>she looks angry and has the rest of her savings in hand
>oh thank god she's here to bail you out
>She isn't. April fools!