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This woman is way too sexy, her boobs are way too firm, her charm is way too good, her skin way too celluliteless, her feet way too not sore, her hearing way too keen, her sight way too clear, her taste in media way too modern to ever be considered part of the Hag Unity! Cease this posting at once!

>>46556908
>She would torment you for 10 000 years without second thought if she thought it would benefit her somehow.
Not even that. Seiga would torture you on a whim, she's a chaotic force of madness and evil who left her life to pursue Taoism for no apparent reason. An unstable, dangerous woman who can one day get attached to you and shower you with love and the next decide to subject your body to every violation only a sick mind could envision after thousands of years of unchecked wickedness, only to revive your stitched up corpse in a cruel mockery of the man you once were and become another one of her projects. Seiga Kaku does not do things for evil nor good, she does them for her own amusement, for in a world filled with the monsters who hunted man for generations in the past, she alone gets the title of wicked.
In summary, the perfect woman, Seiga Nyan Nyan best girl.

>>45773024
I would like to lodge a formal complaint against Mr. Original Poster.
All the text present in his post is plagiarized from a post I've made on a hag thread some months ago.
I request not less than five(5) pretty images of Miss Nyan Nyan as damages for all the suffering someone copying my mediocre work online has done to my wellbeing; should he fail to comply, he shall be given to the hag council as "Communal Husband" and be forced to listen to them gush about old timey musicians and soap operas, plus bear the whining about all their health problems, how fat they're getting and how much their backs hurt lately, all the while providing regular massages and cellulite cream applying (fate worse than death.)
Answer with haste please.

>>44681317
Miss Nyan-Nyan is banned from the council for the following reasons:
>Preying on shotas after her quota has been met
>Changing the therapeutic massage chairs to high setting
>Hiding the yoga VHS tapes
>Not enjoying red wine
>Having a child of her own
>Maliciously moving her mouth without talking to trick fellow women into believing their hearing aid broke
>Switching prescription glasses
>Using modern lingo
>And many more!

Post evil, mischievous, etc. looking Seiga. We must remind everyone not to trust this malevolent woman!

Seiga watching you look at her thread!