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Did you know that port towns and other points of entry have up to 500% more foxes living in them than any other location? Anthropologists suspect it is for easy access to gullible gaijin males that they would be able to access before any locals are able to pass on warnings about the danger of foxes

>>46723519
I can fix her

Why do foxes have such sharp teach? They are a bunch of tofu eaters!

Foxes would never resort to rape, right?
They aren't some common beast that would give into base instincts, surely.

You must always remember: AFAE
>ALL
>FOXES
>ARE
>EVIL
They are deceitful tricksters who cannot be trusted.
Around a fox check your locks

>Pink
Must be an Eros fox, surely you can trust this one.

If you want to get rid of an evil fox do you need animal control or a priest?

>>46279333
Protection from status ailments

>>46261721
You can't trust any fox, even the pink ones, ESPECIALLY the pink ones.
I swear it's like everyone has forgotten they are trickster spirits

>HA HA FOOLISH HUMAN, I HAVE CURSED YOU
>What's it do
>IT MEANS I AM YOUR WIFE NOW
Do monsters really?

This fox is pink, that means I'm safe because she is an Eros fox... right?

Just one last fluff, then I'm off the stuff for good!

>Move to MGC, lured by cheap rent and plentiful jobs
>Get into your new home and pass out from traveling
>Wake up with a mouth full of fluff and a fox sleeping on top of you
Always make sure to foxproof your home before anything else when moving into a new location

Please do not fuck the evil foxes, you are only rewarding bad behavior.

>>44938489
I will NOT fall for fox trickery.
I will NOT follow the glowing blue mote of light.
I will NOT touch fluffy tail.
I will NOT fuck the fox.

It's only a little total psychosis.
After all, what is life without a little spice?

>>42851254
Maybe, only one way to find out.

For what purpose does she wear the ear band?

Be careful Anon, we might be in winter, but that just means most best girls are about to go into heat for mating season relatively soon, assuming they haven't already started.

Don't believe the propaganda, this is a very trustworthy fox.

>>41077573
My hellhound wife has a really long tongue, one like the tongue in the pic realated.

>>41061671
me too

>Had my first MG dream
>It was a pink fox
ohno

Well the thread is probably going to shit for a bit so I'll see you guys when I wake up.