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>>46655804
damn...
still weirds me out how the one with the picture didn't get autosaged, but this one did.
well, time to dedicate the thread to shitpost

“Hana, what the hell are you doing?!” Finding your daughter half-naked three hours past midnight clutching a piece of clothing like that should've been a bad signal. The chuuni words she then spews, however, were where the real concern lied. “This girl ain't right…” Reimu sighed. How do you solve a problem like this…? Oh, but of course: suicide against impossible odds! You did it again, Reimu, you solved your traumatized teenager daughter~!

last time in the HSE:
>Anon is cozy, but in a depressed way;
>Hana decides to internalize her hiki genes and slouches on her bed for a while, grinding her gears about the events of the reunion. She then remembers she hasn't succumbed to wild hormones in overdrive lately, so to rectify that she goes out in the middle of the night to play around with her Yakumo uniform; because that's something you do;
>Yukari is cozy, but in a machiavelian way;
>Ran babysits a distressed Hina;
>Patchouli and Meiling continue fighting Sekai for a bit more and were on the brink of defeat, but Sekai feeds them a power-up and gets the duo back on the fight. On the real world, Patchouli and Meling have dreams about Ghost Meiling and Patchy's fight, which explodes into apocalyptic proportions by the ending, with Meiling painstankly managing to seal Sekai for some seconds. Meiling and Patchy have a tender moment and, before Patchy can kill Anon, Sekai's plan come to fruition and she speaks to her parents. Within Sekai's world, Meiling and Patchy come to know more of her struggle and promise to get her out of the HSE, with Sekai telling them her plans for the Solstice before, in a heartfelt display, sending them back home. Meiling and Patchy merge with their real selves explosively, but Patchy needs to go to further lengths to keep Meiling alive, taking half of her pain which takes her worn mind into Meiling's mental landscape. There they talk about the past and the future, get to know more of each other and the friendship they built in the HSE and reinforce their promise to Sekai. It's immensely cool~;
>Rinnosuke is all fine and cool until, one day, literal Susano'o descends on his store for a second and recovers Kusanagi and then gives it to Keine who has started her plan of using a fake blue moon made from Mokou's flames layed on top of the regular moon to trigger her Hakutaku form and so write the futures of Seiga and her kids. Under the confusing influence of the full blue moon, Mokou discovers that this is the only time Keine can write her own future, meaning Keine from the future controls Keine of now during the Blue Moon. She speaks some cryptic things and, wielding Kusanagi, absords the full blue moon then passes out... Well, at least it wasn't as confusing as Goro trying to nuke the HSE. On the other side of the spectrum, Mr. Hieda is preparing to go to war and has contracted Sanae to fight Mokou; he also kills traitors in his clan, a harrowing sight. Duels with an apprentice shrine maiden to show power of humanity and then goes to have a PTSD moment followed by a promise to fucking genocide all Youkai, all while 'talking' to Akyuu in his head. The man has lost his mind...
>Tsukasa visits Anon, quarrels a little with Ran; watches as Hina has a fucking seizure, and then fucks his brains out, but since she's the Sex Fox™, decides to spike Anon's drink with a fertility pill to, probably, get her pregnant;
>Goro prevents a kappa ploy against the HSE with good ol' brutality, impresses a white wolf captain and, because one Anon begged, prevents his death through numb and desensitized hermit;
>Takane moans about the place crumbling now that the boss, Yukari, doesn't give a fuck anymore and is content with letting all go to hell.
>Mima and Seiga have a hag battle, with Mima getting mogged by the chinese hag even with support from Genji from beyond;
>Clownpiece hounds Reisen for a little, gets called a little shit and spergs. Decides the best course of action is calling her mom, Junko, to fuck with Eientei;
>Reisen goes to perform a check-up on Anon, already shouldering hundreds of overclocked hours and a terrible situation -- but everthing can get worse as Tewi decides to tag along;
>Shou has a night out with the girls at Geidontei, almost destroys the place because of course and envy Miyoi's tits, as per usual. Gets her cute pregnant belly petted, at the very least;
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“Hong Meiling, Patchouli Knowledge and Hata no Sekai form the cutest found family around. Their games of 'The Touhou Empires' are unlike any other” edition!
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This thread is for the spinoffs of the spinoffs of a fan work, read below to catch up.
OG work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363
Read Hana's story here:
>“Hana Hakurei is the daughter of Reimu Hakurei and her husband, Anon. As the future protector of Gensokyo, Hana was never going to have a normal life, but it was worse than it should have been.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52050766/chapters/131634781
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previous thread: >>46406694

>>46529170
one of the many curses of writing, damn. Adapting to an ever-changing landscape while your life is changing by itself, and writing for a just as changing project... You have my condolences, man. Times like this only thing to do is to keep on writing, anything to avoid the feeling of stagnancy; that's the type of stuff that kills one writing desire.
stay strong, Hanaanon, but also take it easy!
>plothook for the secret Hana:Bananamodo(vengence of the molested) ending
how the fuck did you come up with that? Kek
also, do you think the new thread would get banned for using picrel as thread cover?