/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Hey guys, who destroyed the sails?
>How are we supposed to sail off with all this buried treasure if we don't have sails?

>>42603760
They've yet to give me a dedicated pirate monster, so I'm still grumpy
No, a mershark with a tricorn doesn't count.

>>42515748
It's all practice for the one true price
Her magnum opus
She is gonna steal (you)r virginity
She has it all planned out, from dramatic shootouts in the port town with the local guard to the one on one duel with sword on the top of the ship's sails while the ship itself is under attack by a kraken. It will be a legendary final heist before she vanishes (along with her new husband) to a far off land to live off her stolen wealth and start a new life
Before the allure of adventure brings her back

She comes for your booty

We're boarded lads!