/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reminder that you can donate some of your levels to your demon accountant as a form of tax loss harvesting! It's deductible!

I'm pleased with the thread's demon posting.

>>44866567
I've always been told I have captivating eyes. I want to unintentionally hypnotize a black sclera girl by maintaining firect eye contact while she breaks down

>>44762218
>>44762245
>demon in Order City getting really nervous because a young boy keeps asking why she has blue skin and a tail

>>43394942
I mean, I like cait sith and occasionally post them, but honestly the Irish dude is giving classy people like me a bad name. And I consistently try to keep the conversation focused on monster girls. You are *absolutely* making it about me.

What mamono do you want me to be, Anon? Don't say alp--that's too easy.
Wink and eyebrow waggle

>>43293236
I don't actually need a bodyguard but I'll hire her so I have someone who will listen to me autistically rant about my interests

>be some nerd with a smoking hot monster gf
>girlfriend thinks you're a total stud and she's a silly, homely dork
>she practically worships the ground you walk on because she thinks you have a heart of gold for giving someone like her a chance

>>43215398
> I use direct deposit
Yeah, you will be, Anon.
You will be.

Demons with a high enough perception stat can look at you and instantly know all your fetishes and preferences, too OP pls nerf

>>35704788
>"Regardless of it not being part of the pact, a Demon will cook whatever her man wants to eat every day, and visit clothing stores to acquire whatever outfits he wants her to wear. It seems that it is in their nature to give into their men's demands and spoil them, regardless of the pact. Deep love and over-protectiveness is the reason they always want to keep their men near them. Basically, the pact boils down to a "marriage compact", and the reasoning behind their radical beliefs may be that they are worried about humans because they are so weak and they want to place them under their protection. "

>>22173387
But I already have a blue succ

>>21598293
i hope i get free scooby doo push-up ice pops for eternity with signing this contract

>>21598302
good demon! young boys are not for lewd until matured. men are the ones allowed to be pedophiles

>>20831193
nothing keeps me from loving this