/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>When I'm in an ugly old fat infertility contest and my opponent is a fox

>See cute ocelomeh lounging about on a rock in the sun
>She hasn't seen you yet, and her scant clothing and gorgeous body draws you closer
>Holy shit, look at the size of her tits! They're plush, big as melons and even when she's laying on her front you can see them spilling out from underneath her
>And holy shit, look at the size of her ass! Her loincloth can barely contain her ample, doughy cheeks.
>She's gorgeous. Her mocha skin glows in the sun. Her tail waves lazily behind her, creating a false sense of security that lulls you in. Her body is spread like a muse, inviting you to simply gaze at her. It's a lazy atmosphere that tricks your eyes into thinking there's no danger in simply drinking her wonderful form in.
>You inch too close
>BIG STRETCH
>The soft but forceful impact of her butt rocketing to the sky knocks you flat on your back.
>Her head snaps to face you - a moment of confusion flashes across her face, before it is quickly replaced by a very smug grin
>You're not sure if it's more embarrassing if she knew you were there the entire time and let you get that close, or if she just claimed her husband by a completely accidental stretch and her curves are simply that much
>Either way, she playfully scoffs at you before laying back down and resuming her nap... ontop of you