/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46589498
Cool, anything else?

>He who controls the past commands the future. He who controls the present has a present-controlling machine.

>>45931539
i think this is the correct answer.
ain't no monster like a gremmo.

if you build it, she will come (and be cute)

Thoughts on this thing I found waistdeep in my toolbox?

>>45260070
Nobody likes gremlins more than me.
Not even the original gremlinfag can compete.

>>45214795
gremlin mentioned
best girl mentioned

Don't let her use the raspberry pi after midnight

A gremlin who tries to build giant death robots like a giant robot dragon or giant robot spider and each time it monsterises to a different type of automaton, causing her to get increasingly angry.

>>44525425
Did somebody say Gremlin?

Thoughts on this thing?

I love gremlins

>Meet gremlin drinking at bar
>Talk to her about work
>She works as some magical science thingy.
>Mention I work only a few miles from here.
>She starts yelling about the metric/imperial/makai unit system. I didn't ask but she's too enthusiastic to interrupt.
>"Orgasms per minute is far more useful than watts. And volume should be measured in chest sizes dammit!"
>Asks me if I have any interest in making things.
>Mention I was trying to fix my broken light switch.
>Gremlin demands to see it.
>Take drunk gremlin home.
>Go from drunkenly holding a flash light for an equally tipsy gremlin fixing my light switch to black out sex in the dark.
>Wake up strapped to my table.
>Look to the left.
>Good news: Light switch is working again.
>Bad news: It's been wired to some crazy looking machine that was not there yesterday.
>Gremlin is off to the side wearing full PPE and goggles smiling, cackling, and vibrating in excitement.
>I've got a pink laser angled below me, slowly moving towards my crotch like james bond.
>"It's my newest invention anon. The Penis Embegginner 5000! I'm glad you said you like making things, cause guess what we're gonna be making today!"