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Why did she need all my jewelry and money?

>>46199983
Sounds like a reasonable suspicion to me.

Where the hell is my seiga event

>>45584492
Seiga canonically celebrates Christmas. As she understands it, anyway.

Sorry Grinch. Gensokyo is Seiga's territory when it comes to stealing Christmas.

I'm dreaming too big but it would be great if the end-event boss was the wicked hermit for pic related crimes against the Gift Giving spirit.

>>36478775 Merry Christmas Anon! You're on the nice list

just 1cc'd ten desires, my second 1cc after IN :D

also, any of you guys got an empty completion chart for all the games, I guess I'll be needing one

>>19564049
Let see
>Her revival of Yoshika corpse and using her as a tool.
>Think Taoism is superior to other religions.
>Fake her own death while leaving her own family behead.
>Steals people stuff to sell back to whoever they bought it from.

>>16268501
>blasphemes against Jesus Christ
>impersonates Santa Claus to break into people's homes and steal their valuables

>perfect embodiment of Christmas Spirit

>>14520493
She also steals from kids on Christmas, what's not to love? I love you Seiga Nyan Nyan!

>>12993393

>>10993561
Many people would call that foolishness, not courageousness.

Posting canon Santa.

On Christmas Eve, Seiga Klaus appears in your room while you are asleep and begins rummaging for valuables. After a brief but disgust-filled search, she realizes you have nothing worth taking, and out of sheer pity, decides to grant you a single wish:

1. A year's worth of your favorite ramen.
2. A figure of your choice. It doesn't have to be on sale anywhere but has to have existed at some point.
3. A meal prepared by your favorite touhou. Unfortunately, you don't get to interact with them in any way.
4. Sex with Amanda Fournier (milk).
5. Your parents die and due to a misprint in their will, you inherit a cabin in the woods of Canada. It has an internet access and enough firewood to last the winter but not much else. If your parents are already dead, you get nothing.
6. Instant death. What comes after (if anything) is a mystery.

You cannot profit from these wishes in any way, they are for your use only.

Choose wisely.

>>10037440

>>9434521
But she robs people! For Christmas, no less!