/jp/ - Otaku Culture

September 28, 2013
RIP /jp/

Hello /jp/ I'm back after a few months of no internet. I've missed you all.

>>10773729
Story of my life. That gook game's robbed me of nearly a decade of life.

>magister had to censor his drawing because /jp/ is too autistic too tolerate a sexy girl on their board

>>10367216
>you will never have your own, hhandy and cute byakuren

>>9552364

But what if ZUN wipes his hand off after shaking yours

>>9443237
My real name is Bernd, feeks ba man.

>>9434372

/jp/ will never talk about TsunDere or any Tinklebell stuff because it's untranslated.

>>9413035
atleast you had a chance to socialize.

Ive never really had any opportunities to make friends.

>that feel when noone on /jp/ likes your VN idea

>>9274048

>kero feel when no one you know will whips out dick

That's cute, and sad.

I was happy in the past and I didn't know. We were around 4 cousins, and we were discovering sexuality together. First I would start to kiss one, it felt good, so we used to hide and kiss each other.
Later, we started sucking each other's dicks. There were 2 of them that were a little insecure about that, so it lasted shortly to them. However, the remaining 3 of us continued to give in to pleasure.
One of the remaining was older, so he was the first to become distant and probably realize what he was doing.
Then it was just me and another one. We would suck each other most of the times we could have a time alone together. I loved sucking his dick, specially because he was the most friendly towards me. And a plus, being sucked was one of the best feelings ever as well.
Unfortunately, we grew up and stopped doing it, as expected. I will never forget those days. There were times when I masturbated to the thought of sucking his dick again. ;_;
Now here I am, never had any more sexual experience.

>>8863346

>You will never experience a violent semen inferno

>You will never be a Nippon
Nippon means a japanese person for all you baka gaijins

>>8776639

>you will never be disintegrated by the awesome power of moe

>>8351248

that feel when noone likes your joke.

>>8155996
eh you get over that around the 5 year mark.

>you'll never be Kirino's sugar daddy and later pimp

>>8047059

>>7987538

>you will never get to feel Mystia's soft and squishy mouth pussy

>>7719352

>You will never cradle Saten in your arms as she cries
>You will never reassure her that even though she has a penis, she isn't a monster
>You will never be able to caress it gently and tell her you love it.