/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ugh. So BORING~~~!

If someone doesn't match my wit with a funny reply in the next 5 minutes I'm just gonna delete this thread.

How many NEET hours did you manage to squeeze in today?

>>9598459
I watch it out of boredom mostly, I've seen better.

I also recommended it to a friend back in S2 and now she bothers me after every fucking episode.

>>9587071
You've got my IP address, just come over here and rape me.

Oh yeah, you nerds are all too scared to show up at my door.

What are you fucking loser ass virgin nerd NEETs doing today?

I bet you greasy neckbeards smell really, really bad with it being so hot lately. Go take a shower, change your clothes and crack open a window.

I need a job. Is /jp/ currently hiring?

I have years of shitposting experience under my belt. I also worked as a sager for a couple years but got tired of the monotony.

Is a 24-yr old hag too old for /jp/?

I don't even have my hymen anymore. Lost it to a back vibrator one horny night.

It does me good to see that Theo does not discriminate against transgendered persons. End cisgender privilege!

PS: her name is Ariane and she is a beautiful trans woman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G9uKcfcHCY

Is drunken shitposting as dangerous as they say it is?

I'm thinking of trying it right now.

>>9187818
I told him to delete /jp/ several times in there and even got a response from him.

He's not gonna do shit.

I lived with a /jp/er and it sucked.

We both just sat at our respective computers and pretty much ignored each other for a straight year because we were both too awkward to initiate a conversation much less actually do anything.

I farted when I heard my mom died of cirrhosis.

Does that count as emotion?

I joined the /jp/ steam group but comments are disabled for some retarded reason so I never talk to anyone on there.

>>9137520
I have a yellowish tan from my CRT which is my only source of light 99% of the time.

It could also be jaundice.

Do you enjoy being miserable, /jp/?

Please stop using my images, faker.