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>>46173068
Ratas are cute. I like their giant, bushy tails and their penchant for being weird little informants. Would a Rata.

>>45961718
>"So, Anon, are you thinking of stapling us?"
>"How would you staple us, Anon, if you were going to?"
>"To each other?"
>"To a tree?"
>"..."
>"To you?"
>"I bet you'd staple us to you for a little Rata Blood Orgy. Admit it, Anon, you want to have a Blood Orgy with 2 hot Ratas ready to have a Sexy Staple Party at any time, any place."
"Who ARE you two? Stop ringing my doorbell!"

Honestly, what the hell is stapling a Rata?

Miss Rata and her colleague, Miss Ratb, are performing a survey.
>"What personality traits are you looking for in a wife?"
>"What physical appearance are you looking for in a wife?"
>"Have you ever considered having 2 grown-ass squirrels covering you with their tails while they stroke you off on the bus?"
>"Did you know we have 3 bus passes RIGHT HERE?"

>>45632505
We even have extremist ratas already
>did you know? girls monsterized before reaching puberty are guaranteed to be virgins!
>visit your local kuroferuru branch to learn more

>>44132667
Well, that explains why these two showed up and asked me all those questions the other day.

>>43983846
Ratas are so cute and smol that you never expect them to mofu you.

It's been a long time, so I might as well ask this question again, folks.
Who's the more lewd one in the relationship, you or your waifu? (If you don't have a waifu, then who would you prefer or expect to be the more lewd one?)

And followup question, does it ever get annoying and how do you two manage?

>>43039068
There are other creatures with fluffy ears.

>>42500579
I did my best, but you poor humans seem more content to complain than to IMAGINE

>>42240657
Quick trip to warosu: https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=14.498911416716792%2C23.697848480300195&z=2
Keep in mind that Anons answering that one were advised to pick general region, not pinpoint perfect location, since it isn't supposed to be doxxing aid or anything like that.

>>41037085
go on

>>40842184
Of course. They are not amateurs.

>>40204519
>Tree rat
>Reliable
Reliably blackmailing you, I guess

So, obviously, the mofukuza is made up of foxes, but do they allow other, similarly fluffy monsters into their ranks?

Okay, enough (not) screwing around. Inquiring minds want to know:
>Who tops in your relationship?
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
>Favorite feature of your wife
>Favorite thing she does to you
>Favourite thing you do to her
Spare no detail. We want to see how long it takes to corrupt the new intern editors.

>>39627142
I'm flexible on race.

Serious question.
Does your wife try to corru—I mean help human women? Does she take an interest in the relationships of others, monsters or not?

Would she perhaps be interested in news about local going-ons?

>>39593884
These two girls have already been posted individually

>>39405580
Cute lil' jew

>>39300422
Extremist monsters aren't evil. Demons are among the most trustworthy monsters!

>>39015074
>Habitat: Forests, human settlements
You can find squirrels in parks, there are definitely Ratas used to city life.

Alright, enough beating around the bush. Inquiring minds want to know how you and your wife are getting it on these days.

And don't give me that boring vanilla crap like it's somehow taboo.

>>38224009
Not to my knowledge, he didn't. It's probably not even that uncommon for your Rata wife to remain smug if that's what you find charming about her.
>>38224314
Because he read that part of the profile.
>Regardless of how they possess the power of information which can manipulate people, once pleasure has been drilled into their body by a penis, they are unable to ever defy it, and eventually, their body and heart will be dominated. The seemingly cheeky attitude that they had until then will disappear somewhere, and they'll end up changing into a pet that fawns on the man who became their husband.
You may interpret it that Rata will only lose her smug in the bedroom, or if it's a more permanent change, it's something she only shows to her husband like Ocelomeh being lovey-dovey and is still smug around other people.

>>38008123
Kyask a cute