/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Your ship gets into a wreck due to a horny Kraken and her Mermaid winggals
>Your whole crew is taken by the sea and her inhabitants leaving you on a piece of driftwood
>A Mermaid was going to take you under for some mouth to mouth but the sea had a different idea
>A wave washes you ashore a strange and foreign land
>First person you see is a stunning Elf that's beauty would put to shame any human woman
>First thing you hear is her grating annoying voice calling you a string of insults and demanding to know why you're here
>You turn back to the ocean to see the Mermaid from earlier clearly miffed about you talking to another woman
Who do you choose, Anon? A haughty Elf or a salty Mermaid.