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>>46538953
How to Missionary Position Sex your spider wife (SW).
TL; DR--it's just the attached image with Anon facing the other way and with the spider on her back instead of her side.

OPTION 1: Hittin' it human-style.
>SW lies on her SPIDER back--this will make her spider parts look like one of those dead spiders with its legs up in the air.
>Her human back half she places roughly in parallel with her spider half. So, instead of a centaur-style positioning, she'll look more like a Lamia at the moment--her human body parts sticking directly out of her spider ones.
>Position yourself so that you're on top of her and facing her human torso to human torso.
I imagine that this is how you and your SW would sleep together so you can be closer to ALL her parts. It's also extremely intimate and lacks the usual predatory aggression of mating with a spider. When your spider wife is having this kind of sex with you, she's saying
>"Despite all the ways I act like you're my prey, I recognize that we're partners and I love you. Also plz put babies into me ty ty ty."

OPTION 2: Spider. Booty. (SB)
>Similar to above, but you slide down her spider torso to her spinnerettes.
>If you're doing this, your SW is sending 2 signals.
>One, she trusts you profoundly, as even Ushis consider their silk to be a source of pride, you're literally about to fuck that up for the moment.
>Two, she wants you to trust her--you'll be surrounded by 6-8 legs and forced to look forward to your wife's face from 1-2 yards away. This can't be something you pretend is human, and it shows you accept all of her parts.
>In other words, no matter how much an arachne enjoys fearplay during sex, she needs to know that you accept her for what she is, and that her whole body excites you.

Anyways, I like spiders and I think your SW would be most comfortable in either of these 2 positions while in the web that she made, so her big ol' SB can be supported equally to her differently positioned human upper half. Please make sure you're considering that when buying a home. You'll need exposed anchor points that your wife can build webs from, as drywall is simply never going to support the weight without tearing off the wall.

>>46245961
Miss Ushi is a safety expert.

>>46128850
Me, too, bro. Me, too.

>>45571904
She's just affectionate!

>>45465181
Miss Ushi knows you're not a bat. She would give you cuddles because love. Remember that ushis aren't so much RAPEY as they are too horny to function. An Ushi who's (at least mostly) satiated would just be lovey-dovey and grateful. That's why you always see art of them learning to do things for their mates like cook.

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>>44092466
I'd go with maximum hug STRENGTH over comfort.
> But obviously ideally you get a girl who can do both.

>>43354344
CUDDLES!

>>25188320
There's lots of art of Ushis doing it. Very little of which can be posted on a blue board.