/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46847658
There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'Porka' joke up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic porka orca isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb Porka joke. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Porka joke NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk to you because all you say is "HAHA PORKA ORCA FAT".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

>>44250128
i've already rubbed one out today, stop

how do you survive as a neet in the current economy? im afraid i will be forced into the workforce soon...

>plustard shitting up the thread by chat posting other holos roomate
these retards just want to shit up the thread huh

>>38924856
My oshi literally fled upd8 because it is a black company.

>>38888090
>learning written japanese
bro just don't, spoken japanese is all you need I've been to nipland twice. just heckle some random nip in the rare case you NEED to read something, like those vending machines outside restaurants or just pick a dish at random

>>38640796
I want to fuck polka

>>37752831
fuck you I love polka

>>37066466
Why you not like Polja HUH?

>>35273783

>>34984580

Is Polka doing that thing people with very low self esteem do, where they fuck up on purpose to make people hate them because it gives them an excuse to wallow in self-pity?

stopù calling her fatz

>>34641490
Beauty is on the inside anon

>>34494744

>>34289104
epic raid globalbro you can stop now

>>34188770

Matuli...

>>33962406

>>33947061
retard

>>33844099
Furea I though you were my friend...

>>33763809
Nousagi explain

>>33735455
why does Polka own such a fucking ugly cat?

I've just learned that Lunaitos is meant to be "lu-knights", because they're the princess knights.
I can't be the only one right? I thought it was just meaningless like the rest of the fanbase's names