/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu, did I ever tell you about your husband I gapped? He was your exotic middleaged punching bag, a fine piece of jailbait from a more modern age. He had the tightest body and perkiest nipples in Gensokyo; barely legal in Tengu society. Hana and I used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful shift, and once in a while we'd even have the entire Tengu guard run a train over him, as part of his official husband "training" of course. In time, he learned how to handle a women handle better than anyone in the HSE. He wore a hakama everyday so we told him there was no underwear in Gensokyo, and since he was constantly training, you'd get a glimpse of his tight ass as he'd thrust into a former friend. It was surreal, and he constantly got raped by youkai and fairies almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Reimu, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.

Last time on the HSE:
>Keine-sensei loses everything after the Kyuun's husband accuses her of not birthing the next Kyuun. She then accidentlies Mystia's babies cause the bird is a bad bad girl. She doomslayers a small horde of feral youkai just to protect those little kiddos and finally makes it to safety. Keine really needs to meet up with the Kyuun so she can come home and bitch at her husband for treating her friend like that.
>Kasen stamps down a Ibaraki cult and instead of being seduced by Yukari and violating Anon in celebration she hijacks a gap. She then rushes to the palace of the earthspirits where she does the Arnold handshake with Yuugi and barges in on Satorin treating herself to a bean flicking session.
>Aya and Momoji have a hot threesome with Anon with lots of heavy petting and preening. After having their way with Anon and forcing Dolly to hide in their cupboard the trio engage in the most debauched and degrading thing possible, Tenguhammer 40k. The tenma soon to be bankruptted funding this hobby. Also arranges a meeting with Hana and Ran.
>Ran, Aya, Tetsu and Hana have a meeting of minds. Yukari's master plan of kidnapping outsiders to make into her husband has been revealed to all and the revalation that Yukari wants a family(a perverted one anyways) has been shared to all. Hana doesn't job and spill too much spaghetti, our little girl is growing up!
>Goro and Seija go down the to the palace of the earthspirits where Satori bullies them for no raisin cause she's a meany, also Satori's dog mediated with the meeting ensuring they didn't turn into paste. They then decide to wildly fuck in their room to bully Satorin.
>The Jobber gang plans for Hana's birthday, and Yuuka does shady dealings with Yamanba(probably)
>Chen and Yammy knit and Chen comes to terms with Human mortality, Yammy is the best aunt ever. Still can't prevent her sisters from visiting Anon enmasse.
>Takane supplies Anon with goods meant to make his customers more docile
>Biten and Yachie recruit a silly Oni to join their crusade. Is it a women? Man? Well whatever it is they are certainly Horny.
>Suzu joins the jobber squad and immediately gets builled by Mima, good luck suzu!
>Hana goes to therapy and makes the two Lunarians so uncomfortable they have to kick her out, Hana didn't even go past her first day at the HSE. At least she feels better now. She then meets up with Ran after bullying Aya into making a meeting between them. Hana manages to not spill her ofuda out of her sleeves at meeting Totetsu and learns her father was earmarked based on Yukari's initiative, he was gapped for the purpose of being Reimu's husband. Though Hana knows what she wants is to get a family.

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This thread is for the spinoffs of the spinoffs of a fan work, read below to catch up.
OG work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363
Read Hana's story here:
>“Hana Hakurei is the daughter of Reimu Hakurei and her husband, Anon. As the future protector of Gensokyo, Hana was never going to have a normal life, but it was worse than it should have been.”
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Below is the entire story of Reimu and Anon's daughter:
>>/jp/thread/43744518#p43776208 | thread 1
>>/jp/thread/43824450#p43854608 | thread 2
>>/jp/thread/44478667#p44487729 | thread 3
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last thread:>>45270851

all posts in chronological order! Warosu is killed again, sadly.
>>44783853 | 1-4-Yukari starts the HSE, unfortunately
>>44783859 |
>>44783865 |
>>44783869 |
>>44789500 | 1-2-Hana regrets everything
>>44797583 |
>>44801201 | 1-Marisa jobbs
>>44808699 | 3-Hana
>>44813876 | 2-Marisa
>>44823600 | 4-Hana
>>44824137 | 1-Chen makes frens
>>44826502 | 5-7-Hana
>>44827141 |
>>44827779 |
>>44828232 | 2-Chen
>>44828303 | 8-Hana
>>44829240 | 1-2-Aya gets a scoop
>>44829742 |
>>44830460 | 1-Ran conspires to save Anon, Chen makes a promise
>>44830530 | 3-Chen
>>44831787 | 3-5 Aya
>>44831959 |
>>44832166 |
>>44833004 | 2-Ran/Chen
>>44833632 | 6-8-Aya
>>44833913 |
>>44834188 |
>>44836175 | 3-Ran/Chen
>>44837584 | 1-Kasen, sadly the hammer type
>>44838354 | 4-Ran/Chen
>>44838572 | 1-Hijiri does things not recommended to monks
>>44838849 | 1-Yuuka destroys Anon's pelvis
>>44839020 | 5-Ran/Chen
>>44840553 | 1-2-Reisen gets a bad case of heart-bleed
>>44840644 |
>>44841739 | 9-Aya
>>44842051 | 2-Hijiri
>>44842176 | 1-Yukari has committed sins aplenty
>>44842793 | 10-Aya
>>44843053 | 3-Hijiri
>>44843501 | 11-12-Aya
>>44843706 |
>>44844619 | 6-Ran/Chen
>>44846129 | 4-Hijiri
>>44846904 | 1-Toutetsu does goat things
>>44847934 | 1-Alice, the femcel
>>44848916 | 7-Ran/Chen
>>44849075 | 13-14-Aya
>>44849823 |
>>44851670 | 2-Toutetsu
>>44852394 | 15-Aya
>>44856869 | 2-Yukari
>>44857107 | 8-Ran/Chen
>>44857828 | 3-Yukari
>>44859128 | 9-Ran/Chen
>>44860148 | 16-17-Aya
>>44861513 |
>>44861980 | 3-Marisa
>>44862210 | 1-Okina jobbs
>>44863801 | 1-Kanako also jobs, but cutely
>>44865416 | 4-Yukari
>>44869347 | 1-Seiga converts Anon to tao
>>44869783 | 3-Toutetsu
>>44871249 | 18-Aya
>>44871671 | 5-Yukari
>>44875949 | 9-10 Hana
>>44876544 |
>>44878300 | 1-Patchouli does detective work
>>44878759 | 10-Ran/Chen
>>44879741 | 19-20-Aya
>>44881701 |
>>44881786 | 4-Toutetsu
>>44886059 | 6-7-Yukari
>>44886659 |
>>44887390 | 11-12-Ran/Chen
>>44889812 |
>>44890248 | 11-Hana
>>44890814 | 21-Aya
>>44891520 | 1-Youmu/Yuyuko saves us
>>44896317 | 13-Ran/Chen
>>44897089 | 2-Patchouli
>>44897477 | 12-Hana
>>44897833 | 2-Youmu/Yuyuko
>>44897919 | 1-2-Seija is my favorite retard
>>44898943 |
>>44899064 | 5-Toutetsu
>>44899119 | 3-Youmu/Yuyuko
>>44900150 | 8-9-Yukari
>>44900352 |
>>44900601 | 22-Aya
>>44903464 | 3-Reisen
>>44903607 | 14-Ran/Chen
>>44905197 | 23-Aya
>>44906051 | 1-Nazrin does a little bit of trolling
>>44906510 | 1-2-Tewi does it for the family
>>44906965 |
>>44907154 | 1-Ran/Aya promote the perks of healthy competition