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The Goddess who Speaks no Evil: Sagume Kishin

“Eh?” Yorihime cocked her head as she stuck it through the hole in the wall. “Sister," what’s wrong with the dream god.”

“Hmmm, I wonder?” Toyohime responded, holding her fan in one hand as she stepped through the hole into the room.

‘That show of yours.’ Sagume flips her sign around revealing a logo of the letters HSE. ‘Has been causing my dear friend a loss of sleep.’ Sagume bowed her head slightly, her writing and attitude overly respectful.

“Well, it’s not like she helped us during the Fairy Invasion Crisis,” Takemikazuchi said, stepping off of the oarfish maid he had pinned beneath him, causing her to wince as he stepped on her.

“And you call yourselves gods, I wouldn’t bend to some fairies!” Tenshi laughed.

Takemikazuchi grabbed his sword to swing at the celestial but he was interrupted by a wave of Toyohime’s fan. “Regardless of what happened, we would’ve triumphed, that Divine Hermit would’ve never tolerated the destruction of Gensokyo. No earthly force can oppose the moon with the strength of arms.” Of course, omitting the fact that the Lunarians had lost in games of guile against the inhabitants of the earth.

‘Regardless, I would appreciate it if you took your wrestling game somewhere else, you’ve already destroyed my power ranking chart.’ Sagume flipped her sign around. ‘?Que?’ Before speaking

“Y-yeah, don’t scare people like that!” Dormey agreed, nuzzling Sagume’s meager breasts as she hung onto her.

"You can't rightfully call it 'our' show anyhow, Yakumo is the one who'd begun that mess, we are simply watching," Toyohime said.

"Ignore it, people will say what they want, people attribute that Divine Hermit's efforts to fairies, just like they'll blame this affair on us somehow," Yorihime said, giving Takemikazuchi and Sagume a pointed look.

"Not to mention all those picture books and such which we have no part in," Toyohime said.

"Doubtless that troublesome rabbit trying her hand at being clever, perhaps she'll appreciate a good skinning?" Yorihime suggested.

"Please, if you can't even catch her how are you going to even do anything!" Tenshi crossed her arms again, smiling smugly at the Lunarians.

"Faf, if that rabbit had any balls, she'd be a real woman and take us head-on. Not hide from beyond our sight." Takemikazuchi propped himself up against a bookshelf covered in charts, crushing it with his weight.

"Balls?"

"Such a strange turn of phrase to use when referring to a woman, I do suppose you take it in the back end, don't you?" Yorihime offered the sword god, an earnest smile.

"You goddesses make it harder than it needs to be controlling myself..." Takemikazuchi's hand spamsed, searching for a blade as he restrained himself.

The Yorihime sisters smiled.

"What were you even doing knocking down walls!" The ruler of dreams complained

"It's called Sumo, perhaps you've heard of it, me and that snake god invented it after her useless brother turned tail," Takemikazuchi said.

"Yes, it's a sport I'm quite fond of," Iku said, still lying on the floor.

"Maybe if you enjoy it so much, you'd win when I tell you too!" Tenshi crossed her arms and stamped her foot onto the ground in complaint.

"Very well, 'monkey king,' perhaps you'd like me to grab you your stick?" Takemikazuchi mocked, picking the arm of an action figure out of his teeth with a sword.

“Well, I wouldn’t want his majesty the Dragon God to get involved in your game after all.” Sagume crossed her hands as she spoke, a smug smile on her face.

Tenshi cocked her head as if to ask a question, before Toyohime deployed her fan, interrupting the celestial before she could speak.

A distant rumbling reverberated throughout the palace, as an ancient voice spoke.

Takemikazuchi raised his eyebrow, “Ah, Lord Dragon God.” the anticipation thick in his voice.

Ignoring the words the Watatsuki sisters looked at each other, “I suppose it’s time for us to leave sister.”

With a nod of her head, the other spoke. “Lets.” The two sisters disappeared.

“Huh?” Tenshi asked, looking at Iku as she lay on the floor as if to ask her a question.

“Now, Doremy, this had been an awful time but thankfully you don’t have a job to get back to”

Tears welled in Doremy’s eyes. “You-”

And Doremy was gone as well.

“I get it, I get it, c’mon Iku let's get going.” Tenshi exited through the door, acting as if her maid and the sword god had not put a hole through the wall.

“And here I was hoping for a dance-off.” Iku smiled as she followed behind her master, leaving the one-winged angel and sword god to deal with the irate dragon god.

Sagume shook her head if only people could be like her, reasonable.