/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11428710
>He doesn't suck. He is simply not autistic and that's why you two are incompatible.

We have different beliefs on what freedom. The janitor absolutely HATES freedom and silences anyone he doesn't like. That's why.

>>11428711
Nice dubs.

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

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"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting up.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

>>10383700

And who are you?

>>10383705

I am the community.

So are you!

We're all the community.

You say I'm destroying it, I say you're destroying it.

forwardslash jp forwardslash the internet community

>>10320982

Jaypee just got shitty.

>>10243256
More like I forced his shitty ass to give up.

I did it.

How is this friendly?

Jaypee is a fucking battleground. Nobody leaves unscathed.

>>10167858
>>10167863
I don't enjoy it. I'm doing it for /jp/'s own good.

This 2hu-infested shithole needs to be deleted.

The Buttranger has slain the last.

Cherish the freedom he has given you.

>>9598559
If you're going to steal my images like the rest of these virgin nerds at leats name them proerply.

It's common courtesy.

>>9587340
Shitposters just wanna have fun.

Just like the song.

The same place I take all the try-hard janitors.

To the cleaners.

Meido wa deado.