/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46848742
But I don't want a graphic card or kobold. I want an elf.

>>46675841
the meme this month is ELF, thank you for asking! when exposed to ELF this month, please smile and laugh quietly.

>>46595673
Attempting to escape medical treatment is a CRIME. You could DIE, do you know that? You'd DIE. You'd leave the village and all those elves would know that you DIED in just a few short years, all because they weren't vigilant enough and let a sick person get away. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! STOP IT!

What have you been feeding the elves? They're a lot taller and... more generously proportioned... than I remember from the storybooks...

>>46499375
>"Shh... Shh... It's okay... Don't struggle, sweetheart. It's going to be alright, okay? Just stay still…”
>"You don't have to worry about that silly little gray hair, baby. I'll take care of it, alright? I'll take care of everything, so don't worry! I should have done this earlier, honestly- much earlier. It just… slipped my mind."
>”God. It slipped my mind. How could I have forgotten? What if you had gone and died while I wasn’t looking? What if- God. God. We’ve only been married for twenty years. I forget… I forget how quickly humans… waste away.”
>"You're not ever going to rot away and die like those other humans, though, are you? No, so don't worry. You’re not. You won’t. I won’t let you. You’re never going to leave me, never-ever. I won’t let you die, baby, so don’t worry. I won’t let you die. I won’t ever let you die. You're going to be momma's baby boy forever.”
>”Now, stay still sweetheart... Just drink the potion, baby, don't struggle... That's right, just drink up... We'll be all done soon, and then we won't ever have to worry about this silly little thing ever again..."