/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dear Demon Lord,
Today is my birthday. As a present, if it would be at all possible for you to furnish it, I would like one elf, please.
Thank you in advance.

>>46599664
>busty CC 8' elf priestess asks if you'd like to hold her hand on the way to the dungeon
d-damn old women...

>human boys forced to grow up too quickly to deal with being alone
>revert to meek, spoiled boys who can't go a day without their mama after a few months of gentle elf pampering
many such cases

>>46494618
be a victim of elves for life!

Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

>>45542857
elves that see humans as barely-mature kids... elves who think it's irresponsible for humans to run around without care or supervision

>>45517647
Don'r be ridiculous. it's entirely too dangerous. What if you were to get lost, or scared, or lonely, or horny? You wouldn't have anyone there to care for you if something happened.

>get a D one a class assignment once
>"How can my Anon be failing! He's so smart! You'd have to be failing him on purpose! That's it, isn't it?! You want him to become such a failure that no girl will want him and he'll have to come running to you! Well I'll have you know Anon will always be Mama's little boy and even if no other girl likes him, Mama will happily marry him!"
worse than having asian parents ffs

>>45429385
TOTAL
SHOTA
(gentle)
RAPE

>>45366304
Fun fact: assuming elves age proportionally to humans and live for about five hundred years, telling one you can live on your own because you're twenty would be like telling a human that four years old is a perfectly acceptable age to leave home.

>>45353641
Motherly elves are too powerful for mere human boys to win against.

>>45287423
wow. imagine being shota spelled and mommy dommed by this long-eared elf

>>44653917
I like my monsters
1. big
2. old
3. pretending to be my mother

>>44521478
Not the worst thing to ever happen...

>>44382721
why you so angry... is just elf...

>>44154810
>first encounter out of the gate

>>44122926
Your wife is going to get chubby, soft, and lazy, and you'll have no-one to blame but yourself.

Human boys are for doting on and coddling until they're meek, needy, and spoiled!

>>43979653
I think we have some elves left in the back.