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>>13632387
Maid type: Tanuki
Name: Tomiko
Personality: Ambitious, headstrong and intelligent
Statement: “You should put more capital in your maid Master, the payoff and interest rates are certainly worth it.”
Notes: Can/will handle her Masters finances.

Tomiko has been a true Tanuki from birth, focusing much of her childhood on trading, selling, buying and generally making fortune. At the age of 15 she amassed quite a fortune, having collected enough money to buy her own mansion if she wanted too. After finishing a financial degree at the age of 20, Tomiko had gathered enough funds to retire early. She however instead chose to put her funds in a long term investment, stating that she wanted a real challenge in life first.
Tomiko visited MGC Maid Central shortly afterwards, looking to become a maid. During her training she proved to have little difficulty learning or passing any theoretical exams. However when it came to practical’s Tomiko soon learned that as a headstrong Tanuki-type, it could be quite hard to follow orders without question. Having an ambitious personality helped her here and allowed her to succeed and push through, letting Tomiko pass her final maid exam at the age of 24.

Janice, our Kikimora interviewer shortly described Tomiko as a “small and annoying raccoon that doesn’t know when to shut up”. At 1,40m, Tomiko isn’t the largest Tanuki around. She does however feature a large and very soft fluffy tail, rumored to be the softest in all of MGC Maid Central. When it comes to clothing, Tomiko prefers dressing in various robes, fitting nicely with her brown hair. Tomiko lastly enjoys keeping a more professional look, and thus won’t let her hair grow past shoulders length.

[Profile continued in next two replies]

Uh oh, rook who it is~! Back for more, you greedy thing?

Yes, yes, I have story for you. Enjoy, yes?

Falling Leaves Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/3MTRVMy9#

>>13824982
>You will never run a traveling merchant business with your Dandere tanuki waifu, conveniently showing up to sell your wares to the new band of heroes who have sworn to defeat the evil warlock
>Even that one time when the heroes got swallowed by a large monster and had to fight their way out of its stomach, you somehow manage to cross paths and help them along the way
>You will never somehow sneak into the final boss's creepy lair with your Tanuki waifu, ready to sell some good weapons and armor to the heroes one last time at the final no-saving-hereafter door
>You will never whine about how creepy it is there and how you want to head back home and have a nice dinner with her instead
>She will never tell you in her same, uncaring tone to stop being a pussy, as it's the last time you will need to offer your services
>That if the heroes succeed, she will be more than happy to marry you in the new era where you no longer have to fear the evil warlock's influence on all of the nations

Welcome, welcome!

You back for story, yes? Part three today!

The writer experience a little sadness for a while, so no writing for so long! But where you see sadness you see inspiration, yes? Here you go, silly thing. For free today. Limited time only.

http://pastebin.com/jyDC0sJj

Would you a Tanuki who didn't want the rich life, and would rather just grow some fruits and vegetables to sell at the local farmer's market?

Harro~

You come back for more story? So greedy! But greed is good, yes?

Writer is worthless lazyman, take three weeks for writing! But if you insist to read lazy writing, only twenty dallah.

Falling Leaves, chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/AUv0EGJs

Harro dere.

Do you like to buy something? Maybe love potion? Get you honeys all over your dick. Maybe a harpy feathah? This one have great ass. Smell like roses. You buy, yes? Maybe alraune nectar? Still strong scent and powah-ful arpho- uh, aphrodia- hm, arphar- sigh, sexy juices. Make you strong and keep healthy! Oh, maybe old painting of vampire lady? I think she die if look at it. Good thing stolen, yes? Kakakaka!

No? That fine, I have many more. Oh! Here is old unfinish story about tanuki like me. Not very far along, but made fresh. New words and things. Only chapter one, but will continue later. You will buy, yes?

Here, you give it try?

http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ

>>13472762
Well he was never talking about her being a mom for human kids. They have different needs and culture you racist.

>>13301244
>You will never have a Tanuki girl hesitantly hold up a pair of $20s to you with an agonized expression
>Before struggling to let out the message that she will give you 40 dollars to pat her belly, and go "Pon, Pon!" while doing so
>You'll never see a fox girl and a Shirohebi giggling around the corner, watching the spectacle
>And look back at the Tanuki, whose nervous smile shows a twitch of slight humiliation and embarrassment

>You will never later find out that she asked you only because she lost a bet, and as punishment had to pay a boy in the school to do it
>...But she won't ever admit she liked it.

>>13288936
>"You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny"

>>13128050

Gyoubu Danuki

I'll just get Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison to help me

>You always tried to avoid them.
>The group of Ogre's who harassed in school, who slapped your ass when you walked by them in the halls, and right threatening sexual letters to you during class that your sex-ed teacher SeaBishop-sensei confiscates & thinks that your just bottling up your aggressive desires.
>It was humiliating most of the time, but this wasn't the worse offensives they did you.
>In fact these offensives are just minor ones since they started harassing you, and this is only because you've been paying the group of Ogre's off your own money.
>One day when you arrived to school, the Ogre's told that they had enough of your junk change, and tripled the price.
>You didn't have enough money on the spot to meet their demands, and they started dragging you off to the forested area of the school for God knows what until they were stopped by Danuki-senpai an older classmate of yours who runs the school underground trade business.
>She made you a deal to buy off the Ogre's harassment, so long as you agree to pay her back by the end of the school year.
>Fearing for what would happen if you allowed the Ogre's didn't receive the money you agreed, and signed a written business contract saying you would pay her back.
>Oddly enough since that day after the Ogre's received their triple pay from Danuki-Senpai they stopped harassing you, and just seemed to boil in rage as you walked by them.
>When it came to the end of the semester you brought Danuki-senpai the amount you owed her from that day she rescued you, but she laughed asking where's the rest leaving you confused.

>>12328762
Préférez-vous français ?

Okay I'll stop now and post fluffy