/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29753374
>Japan
>Mental Healthcare
I dunno Anonchama, you tell me.

>>29676775
Are you sure you are ready for the commitment?
Polka will love you, but you have to commit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv07Hfz6D3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxJsLgXBp58

Intimacy with Polka:
>hold her hand
>its fake
>grope her breasts
>honk noises
>lift up her skirt
>paper snakes fly out
>try to take off her pantsu
>more keep appearing
>finally cum
>confetti instead

>>29600057
I am genuinely actually falling in love with Polka and I don't know how to handle it.

>>29569535
I want Polka to be the one that kills me

Polka!

Polka, it's been 9 hours already, when will this madness stop?

>>29418370
For the past week I've seen a gian uprise in ESLs online and I hate it

I'm going to go nap until tonight's streams start and fall asleep while listening to Polka ASMR (once again).

And there is nothing you can do to stop me and my clown wife.

>>29119175
She is in Japan, Japan is on the globe.

Reminder that Polka's depression and masochism are real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GZZqPe8ZIk

> Being late for streams three times in one month.. You spoil me like that, but if I we were office workers, I'd be fired already. I'm terribly depressed, you'd have problems with me [as a co-worker].

> Please swear at me. Curse at me... Yes. Swearing... You know... A good reward. It's number one!

Thank you for recommending the Polka membership to me.
Listened to the latest member ASMR last night and holy shit, it's everything I could dream of and wish Amelia would do.

No tingle stuff, just Polka laying in bed next to you and breathing, softly talking to you and so on. That voice ungghh. Eventually she tells you she really loves you and moves in closer to kiss you.
It was such an uplifting experience, like I have a real Polka gf.

>>28986645
>>28986591
You guys too?
In the past week I've gone with Polka ASMRs (free one + the member ones) to fall asleep like 80% of the time.
She's so good.

PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU

PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU PORU

>tfw listening to Polka kisses and her heartbeat ASMR
Oh yeah this is the good stuff
Thanks to the guys who told me about her membership, loving it

>>28865220
Love this clown

I can't believe I am awake for this. I am absolutely dead, but now that the alarm ripped me out of my pathetically short sleep I might as well get it over with.

I want to fu... ah, sleep in this clown's bed

>>28717650
Damn straight

>M Polka with strong lesbian tendencies + Stacy Chicken who is also like 99% lesbian
uh oh

>>28417040
Do you think she'll let you off with just an apology?

>>28410530
Good luck - the clown is the one doing the fucking.

Only look at Polka, anons.

>>28395902
Sorry, but Polka belongs to ENbulls now. She's focusing on her EN audience and studying English as hard as she can.