/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46644851
Most elf-husbands feel this way, to start. It can be scary to be in a new place, with people you don’t recognize, for the first time! Homesickness and anxiety are completely natural.
Know that you’re doing your village a great service through being chosen to be one of the yearly elf-husbands, and that the enduring peace forged with the elven people is in large part owed to you and your kin’s help. Don’t worry! It’ll be okay. You’ll be very happy, and your new wife will take very good care of you. Just give yourself a little more time to settle in.

>>46592317
>"Why the fuck would anyone want that?"
whenever you hear this, know that it is desperate cope from mortal men fated to die. Human men NEED to be saved by monsters (elves especially) so that their mayfly lifespans don't go up in smoke

>>46498694
slightly minty. very refreshing. makes you feel a little fuzzy, hard to stop drinking once you start...

>>45543253
A full two centuries before his day of maturation... How terrible. Poor thing...

>>45372880
>human boys forced to grow up too quickly to deal with being alone
>revert to meek, spoiled boys who can't go a day without their mama after a few months of gentle elf pampering
many such cases

>>45353744
>My strongest elves would irreversibly deage you, traveler. You can't handle my eldest elf hags. You'd better go to a forest that sells younger elves