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>>46832706
Of course my Queen.

>be me
>average guy
>except I'm really paranoid of the supernatural so naturally a Demon decided I was prime prey for her
>refuse to sign her contract and give into her at all turns, violently and aggressively rebuke her every time I see her, only for her to fade into mist giggling at my attempts
>know she'll just come back though
>but fuck giving into her, she's a fucking DEMON, an actual DEMON
>don't care how pretty she is, a Demon is a Demon, she is pure fucking evil in physical, spiritual form
>deeply distrust and fear Demons so I will never fucking give my soul to one
>she keeps telling me I will eventually and agree to become her husband
>yeah, fat chance
>I'm a human, I will stay pure to humanity and marry another human
>no fucking Demon is going to stop that
>she takes it like a challenge and wishes me good luck, tells me that human women are the real Demons that I actually fear and that I'll find out the hard way
>says she'll leave me alone forever if I succeed and prove her wrong
>ever since then I've been matchmaking using apps, talking to women around where I live
>every attempt always goes horrible or wrong
>no matter how far you get on their good side, keep turning me down when I ask them out
>even the ones that do accept just drop me or tell me they don't think it's working out
>they gossip behind my back and make me out to be like some kind of creep even though I've long forgotten their names and faces
>women just look at me like I'm a pig
>months go by of this
>every time I'm met with failure, SHE's there
>that fucking Demon
>laughing, telling me "Told you so~"
>every single time
>every single fucking time without fail
>she's always right, always the one getting the last laugh
>it's driving me insane
>it's not right, she's a literal fucking DEMON of hell itself and I'm a human, I'm a pure, innocent fucking creature that never did wrong by anyone
>so why is she winning?!
>why the fuck is she the one who's always right, and I'm the one who keeps looking like a fool?
>it's tearing me and my beliefs apart, it shouldn't be the way things go, where are the fucking Angels to protect me or whatever?!
>she is fucking EVIL itself and I'm not, so why am I losing?!
>it must be fucking Demon magic or something, she's clearly rigging the consequences or sabotaging things, right?!
>nope
>I always know where she's at, just floating there in the corner of my eye sometimes, doing nothing
>I keep losing and it's natural, it's fair
>it's fucking real
>"Told you so~"
>"Pick up that phone, cause I caaaallled it~"
>"Why go through so much trouble, cute stuff?"
>after 54 failed attempts to court a human woman....
>.....finally give up
>just sitting on my couch looking at the ceiling blankly when she shows up beside me wrapping her hands around my shoulders
>gently nudges her contract into my arms
>so starved of affection, of anything...
>I sign that fucking contract already
>Demon smiles, not smugly, but warmly, and gives me a hug, tells me she'll treat me right and gives me the most paralyzing kiss of my life
>she's so gentle, it must be a trick, there's no way a creature that's supposed to be evil like her should be this good to me
>but no, she really is good, and just wants to be happy with a happy husband
>and she looks so, so much better than any of the human women did, any of them
>can't let go of my Demon wife now
Fucking Demons.... they always win in the end! This can't be possible...

Guys want only one thing and it's fucking beautiful.

>>45821737
I need this now and forever. Portals can't come soon enough.

>>45770152
>>45770174
Someone send me to the shadow realm please.

Good end.

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>>43779922
Not revealing enough for a monstergirl.

>>42651096
>Let's talk about Demons, why are they so nice?
Because subverting expectations is the best cliche. Literal demonic (not) whores make the best housewives.
I wish this tourist trend would end already, so much human trash around

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