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Offer your prayers for a good thread.

>try one of the bars in Zipangu
>this drunk lizard slithers into the seat next to you
>coils her big fat tail around the back of your seat and drops it in your lap
>can't get up because her tail is too heavy
>you wonder how she could even fly with that thing weighing her down

>>45463613
>don't tell me to stop
>tell the rain not to drop
>tell the wind not to blow
>cause you said so
>tell the sun not to shine
>not to get up this time
>let it fall by the way
>but don't leave me where I lay

>>44536876
Some might say that sunshine follows thunder

>>43644050

>freak weather conditions have forced your plane down on a remote island

>>43084313
yes

>>42066775
>>42066783
You can't just go around senselessly destroying things, you'll throw off the world's feng shui doing that, and then you'll leave the heavens above no choice but to rain down punishment with thunder on you.