/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46850325
what happens if you take her hand?

>>46705898
thinking of going full vegetarian

>>46666740
There's no need to worry about it. Plants can't move, so if you just don't go in your backyard she can't get you.
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You haven't noticed any funny smells, have you?

>>46521692
Well, at that point it's just a weird personal hangup. Maybe you should see a therapist about it.

>>46413131
>Napping with alraune wife
>You're not actually sure that she ever sleeps herself
>She likes it when you cuddle with her while you do, though
>Whatever is in her perfume always makes you fall asleep instantly
>Keep waking up sticky

>Sleeping with scylla wife
>A little cold, but comfortable and squishy
>Wraps herself around you like you'll float away every night
>Leaves obvious sucker marks on your bare skin when you wake up
>Secretly lording it over her single neighbors by making you march out covered in octopus hickeys every morning

>Sleeping with bogey wife
>Impossible to resist when she decides you two should go down for a nap
>The kind of cuddles they write stories about
>Never wakes you up on time
>Takes some kind of perverse pleasure in making you skip work or class to snuggle with her

>Get tired on a long walk with golem wife
>Stayed up too late the night before, barely on your feet
>She scoops you into a princess carry without warning and holds you against her chest
>Tells you to take a nap
>Wake up leaning against her on the couch a few hours later
>She's struggling to use her computer one-handed next to you
>One-handed...?
>Oh
>You're clutching her forearm like it's a teddy bear

>>45841175
getting pheremone'd is a fantasy of mine

>>45441214
I've been thinking a lot lately about getting melty kissed into brainlessness by a nectar-producing plant.

>>45233747
stop bothering me! I have a field botany exam this week I need to study for.

>>45171712
Haha, w-wow, taking ME in? Ha, taking- taking me in, ha, wow, do you really think that'd happen? Like, they'd, you know, pull me into their flower and keep me trapped there and blissed-out on their nectar forever? Doing nothing but indulging in her sweet scent and living in a warm, loving, sticky, pleasurable hell forever and ever and ever? That's- that sounds ridiculous, you know, do you know how ridiculous you sound? That'd never happen.