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At any rate you're gay for knocking her up

>>44078266
I love the idea of making an alp a love slave

>>43884455
Alp rainbow yes

>>43796769
C'mon, Alps are good girls
Make one a happy mom

>>43725071
Can men get pregnant?

>>40954453

Alps are the cutest and the sexiest mamono in existence

>>40009197
Correct

>Alp acting like a tsundere tomboy, angry at you for "putting this baby in me"
>Holds your head against her swollen belly while saying "Look what you did to me"
>You pretend not to notice how red her face gets when you kiss it
>When she actually goes into labor the real fun begins
>In between contractions she's yelling about how little it hurts, how she deals with worse pain from pulled muscles lifting, and questioning if the baby is even trying to get out.
>Afterwards, as you hold your wife and newborn child close, you remark on how your baby daughter has her mother's eyes, the question about possibly having another emerges.
>With a gleam in her eye, even as exhausted and disheveled as she is, she pulls you into a kiss, giving you her answer without any words
>Though as you move to break the kiss, she weakly brings her lips to your ear.
>"No homo though."

>Pregnant Alp still in denial, desperately trying to pass off all the pregnancy symptoms as mere coincidences in embarrassingly flimsy fashion
>“Yeah dude, I’m just having the worst hangovers, I puke like every morning. And I guess I must’ve got pretty hammered each time too, because I can’t even remember drinking!”
>“You know bro, I’ve really been feeling like trying a lot of different foods lately. Not like cravings, of course not. Just wanna see how they might help me cut a few pounds, ya know?”
>“Yo brah, check out this gut I’m growing. I’m on my way to a real fuckin dad bod now, let’s go!”
>Finally gives up when her boobs begin to swell, has an emotional breakdown sobbing into her Husband’s (bro’s) shoulder

>>38913070

I am not gay.

>>38740228

I will proceed to have endless babymaking sex with my alp wife

>>38651811
Anon, someone translated it last thread

>>38629000
Was bored so I made a translated version of this for anyone who wants it.
>God! I've seen this stupid question before, but I couldn't imagine how to answer it! But now...
>look at my future daughter, how she looks, how cool she is..!
Is the literal translation, I reworded to sound better in English, but the message is still there.