/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be me
>watching tv at home
>commercial comes on
>”HAVE YOU BEEN HURT IN A CAR OR TRUCK WRECK?”
>tv shows a sexy hell hound in a suit
>”CALL ME! HELEN HOUND, THE LAW DOG!!
>”I DONT BARK, I BITE!”
>” I’LL MAKE THOSE GREEDY INSURANCE COMPANIES ROLL OVER AND PLAY FETCH”
>I’LL HOUND EM AND POUND EM TO GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE!!”
>tv shows some random guy
>”I called the law dog after I was hit by an 18 wheeler, and she got me $700,000in my pocket”
>tv shows another random guy
>”helen hound was there for me when I was hit by a car and stuck in the hospital. She got me $1,200,000 for my case!”
>tv cuts back to the sexy hellhound
>”DONT GIVE THE INSURANCE COMPANIES AN INCH! CALL ME, HELEN HOUND, AND ILL MAKE THEM MY BITCH!!
>”DONT GET RAW DOGGED, GET THE LAW DOG!”
>”CALL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!”