/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46769045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQgIIRxCphE

>>45916770
see there you go, you made another reason up on the spot, another excuse as to why you can't leave just yet, like you always have and you always will
you, that rat of yours, you're all the same, can't stop bawling about how much you hate this place yet you can't bring yourself to stop shitting in it like the sad sacks of crap you are

>>45236438
>makes absolutely no sense
in your headcanon
>He wouldn't rape his son, just because he resembled his mother.
in your headcanon
>Genji and Kumasawa also wouldn't have raised an unsuspecting boy as a girl for no reason at all, while never telling him about his condition. It's just not in their character, especially not Kumasawa who grew quite fond of Yasu.
headcanon, they got paid
>Last but not least, all of Yasu's problems (e.g not being able to menstruate, infertility or the lack of notable chest growth) are real-life aftereffects of a crushed womb. On the other hand, nothing indicates that a crushed dick would lead to smooth skin, feminine bodily and facial features or a female voice - which are all attributes Yasu possesses.
false
>Kanon, Yasu's only male persona, has even been called out for appearing very feminine, whereas no one would ever mention anything of the sort in regards to Shannon.
she has huge fake tits of course she doesn't look like a man

quick while the rikafag's busy ruining a /v/ thread, give me your favorite wtc song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqrTHd49aJ0

>>40112287
PROVOOOOKING

This is the greatest and best case in the world... tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Battler here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and old gameboard.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny witch... in the middle... of the board.
And she said:
"Solve the best case in the world, or I'll eat your souls."
Well me and Battler, we looked at each other,
And we each said... "Okay."
And we said the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Theory in the World, it was The Best Theory in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make the world, seventeen and one make eighteen,
It was certainty.
Once every quadrillion years or so,
When the rain doth fall and the blood doth flow
And the seagulls doth mourn...

Needless to say, the witch was stunned.
Sizzle-crack went her smoking pipe,
And the witch was done.
She asked us: "(ahaha.wav) Be you readers?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but pieces."
Check!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Case in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't copypaste The Greatest Case in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Case in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Case in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' case, the greatest case in the world.

Da-me, da
Zen zen da-me da ze
Zen zen da-me da wa
Guh da-me, da-me da ne
Ooh, da-me ne
Ooh-woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-guh-ooh
Da-me da wa
A-dame da-ze mama Berncastel!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The case we solved on that fateful night, it didn't actually look
Anything like this forgery.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Closed room, room lovin',
So surprised to find you can't solve it.
A fiery bomb of fire
Rich motherfucker, aw
All right! All right!

>>39279907
I would've respected you a little more if you'd have said both sexes regardless rather than purely inserting in the opposite sex.

>>39183517
Impressive charmbaby. Too bad you can't hide the truth though!

>>36830946

>>36453780
Couldn't think of anyone relevant to the thread?

>>12311179
>You never were in a locked room with no escape
Well you're right about that one. Battler knew the answer the whole time and was only pretending to be in a rough situation in order to get Beato to figure it out.
Of course, I'm not surprised you didn't realise that, given the posts you've made so far.

>>6784491
Because it's awesome, that's why

>>6654677
I trust Battler more so than Will, and as Rudolf and Kyrie's actions stand, there is little to nothing to justify them.

That's why Will chops it in half, not just for forgetting the heart but because the "truth" Bern shows is just nuts.

Anyways, I'm not going to assume that Umineko is over, this game punished people who are spoon-fed the answers.

It also punishes people who fail to notice blatant themes, like the AntiShkanontrice crowd, but still.

I won't trust Bernkastel in the slightest, and I will believe in Yasu, albeit begrudgingly.

I've found a person who has a good motive, and also happens to be in a great position to do a ton of damage. I'm not going to give up the idea just because apparently the whole clusterfuck which doesn't make sense half the time is over.

This is now an Umineko Fighting Game thread

Talking about crossover... http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8675199

>>5919727
>>5919749

hey /jp/. Does anyone have actual sprites for these?

I feel like making a case using Battler as the defense attorney.

>>5551173
Well, they said by mid July, which'll be nice. Umineko has awesome moments, and if those awesome moments happen to mean that a maid DID(pun!) everything, so be it.
>>5551126
I believe the term we used to describe Jessica was "anomaly". She is a problem that I wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole at the current time. Episode 7 should clear things up. I hope.

>>5379658
Could be worse.
Could be drawn by Ryukushi

Pretty much, yeah

Although after objecting Beatrice so hard that it shatters her ovaries,he'd switch over to defense and add a cape to his court clothing.

>>4940474

Dont forget his bitching Air Guitar skills.

Everyone just wants Battler's penis.

EVERYONE

Umineko is actually a series about heterosexuality versus homosexuality.

Note well that Battler and Beatrice have a true love, while Lambdadelta and Bern's relationship is a grotesque parody of love.


In addition, note well that Jessica and Kanon fail the love trial and do not end up married.

Why?
Because being a homosexual is inherently evil.

That's the REAL message of Umineko.

Anyone else notice a large similarity between the plot of Umineko episode 6 and the Rainbow Unicorn Attack theme?