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Here, Anon, put on this metal armor, it has -100% lightning, so you will take -100% lightning damage.
Dumb weasels won't know what hit em.

You're looking quite zappable, Anon

>Try to cast spell
>Raiju kisses you
>Spell is interrupted and now your tongue is numb so you can't cast anymore until it wears off
Everyone talks about the paralysis effects but they also have a silence.

Danger: Predatory weasels in area

Dangerous weasels.

Raiju kisses inflict the paralyzed status effect.

Lightning resist check, you didn't dump it, did you?

Fuck the weasel

Post zapweasels. Or knifeweasels
Post weasels

Zzap

Come on down to Thunderbolt, the number one nightclub in MGC for raiju and thunderbirds

Raijus hiding around natural occurring hotsprings so they can abuse the electrification status on Anons who go for a dip during the obligatory hotspring episode

>It's only a couple million volts.
>It will feel good, Anon, Promise!
>Don't be such a baby.

Ride the lightning

zapweasels.

Sex so good, you won't be able to feel your legs afterwards.
That might just be the lingering paralysis, but don't bring it up unless you want another shock

Evil raiju.

Hug a raiju
the muscle spasms should subside
eventually...

>>42640230
>Stalked through the alleys of cyberpunk style MGC by an extra rapey raiju
>Time honored tradition of being tricked into unsealing the evil fox
>Literally any chesh hijinx

Worship raijus, they are practically divinity, being the companions of a god and all.

>>40181664
>Raiju
well, it doesn't look that bad.

Huff electric fluff.
What's the worst that could happen?

What is the fastest way to engage rapemode on a raiju?
Asking for a friend

Disregard Ryu, worship Raiju, the true storm deity.