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Drunken Master but the old drunk is a fox hag, have to spend your days "training" which consists of nonsense chores and frying tofu during the day, at night it's nothing but drinking and mana transfer in the secret art of drunken mofu kung fu.

>>45034299
It's ok, I will insure the worlds safety and keep her entertained and enabled and well fed and pregnant. Got to make sure she loses interest in any evil machinations or world domination. Get her into watching moe shit anime and spaghetti westerns. The world will remain safe from her.

Day is never finished,
Mofu's Got Me Brushing,
Someday Mofu Set Me Free

>>40395039
I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryna get a little better
Said, a little better than before

>>39977481
Seems like a good business model would be to be a plumber in the fox village, you would be doing nothing but cleaning their pipes and occasionally doing some plumbing.

>>39348855
Forgive me lord for I am about to sin.

>>36759132
Yes Kitsune mama-san.

Beware the mofu and her tricks, your eyes may deceive you and you think you are aiding a harmless fox, but she is using you to gain her powers back after being sealed in her mountain tomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGD3Ukb3Q0