/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Sheep gf
>Sleeps hard
>Not often, like a dormouse, but when she sleeps she SLEEPS
>Also bleats
>Bleats in her sleep
>Surprisingly soothing, and when your cuddled up at night sends you counting sheep yourself
>One
>On account of how hard she sleeps, she has some of the worst bed hair you've ever seen
>Always manages to make it work though
>Wardrobe stocked with dungarees, sundresses, tank tops, jeans, hi and low rise tops
>Has a collection of cute bangles and bands that she sometimes adorns her horns with
>Good for her conspiracy theory club
>Did I mention the conspiracy theory club?
>She may look like a normal girl, but she has a strange obsession with the most abnormal cults and conspiracies
>Doesn't believe any of it herself, yet is fascinated by how people go along with some very odd things (in a very sheep like way)
>Ask her about how the "Big Yeti Blanket Hoax" and she can talk your ear off about state efforts to try and systematically replace all yeti wool blankets with arachne silk and just calling it yeti fluff
>Apparently this fake knitting is one massive stitch up
>Again, she doesn't believe it, but she loves to talk about it and it's landed her some rather eccentric friends
>It's none of your business what other people's blankets are made of
>You know what yours is made of - you knitted it yourself
>A patch quilt made from your wife's precious wool shorn over the years
>She's naturally white as a cloud, so you take the liberty of dying each square so you can tell them apart
>From oni (red) to oni (blue), each is a physical representation of your marriage in three month increments
>It's soft, it's warm, and it's only now (thankfully) getting big enough to wrap you both
>Unfortunately, with who you're expecting soon, it may end up being too small again
>Something else to look forward to

Mamano baaaaaaaa-d

>>45612519
These ones are pretty nice.

>>45040817
she will nudge you with her head constantly so you can't fall asleep

Anooooon ~
I'm getting reaaaaallly woolly right now ~
Don't you think it's time to shave me? ~
You can't put it off forever ~
And when you do...?
Baa ~

Lord I was born a lambing man
Trying to make a living and doing the best I can
When it's time to shear her I hope you'll understand
that I was born a lambing man

I like weresheeps. they are pretty cute idk what do you guys think?

>Earcels are coping about their niche feature

Hornchads stay winning.