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Houraisan "Tsukihime" Kaguya

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"So, you can see it can't you?" Goro said with a smug expression.

"You reverse-engineered a grudge and another curse, illusionary perhaps? To create an encrypted message that transports itself." I say.

"That's the long and short of it." Goro says, slightly disappointed.

"Don't act so downtrodden, I've simply seen similar methods implemented on the Moon and the Outside World with technology that perform these capabilities instantaneously. Although I suppose interception is slightly easier... Nevertheless, did you think it was a good idea to send letters with inks that use heavy metals and inscribe something nefarious like curses?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"It's only a trace amount! Any borderer worth their salt knows how to limit exposure of such things you know? As for curses, I've just put out a small test run to people who can handle a little malfunction." He says.

"So, you sent cursed postage to powerful people who could easily take offense at being Guinea pigs?"

At this, Seija chuckled.

"Well, ah, I might have gotten a bit ahead of myself wanting to send secret little messages to new friends. But hearing Eirin-Sensei talk about Guinea pigs is a little..."

"Blatantly hypocritical?" Seija says, before bursting into laughter.

I sigh. "I'll perform some testing and send you the results. Truth be told, I'm interested if I could use this to deliver prescriptions and expedite care." Which was going to become very important as Gensokyo's population was about to more then double.

"It's not feasible to set up a network like on the Moon or in the outside world without a technological base. There was some Lunarian experiments with using divine blessings to send such messages, but it was rate-limited since gods don't have infinite divinity to shave off as postage stamps. Nobody ever considered uses curses due to impurity, so perhaps this will prove useful." I babble.

"Risen told me we had Yakumo guests, are they still here?" Princess Kaguya interjected at the door. "Oh, isn't that the couple who had a lover's spat those months back? How time flies, how much did you win in that betting pool Eirin?"

"I lost. The Inaba didn't consider their post-relationship grounds for retroactive spousal abuse. Those bunnies are only consistent about the rules when it comes to games of chance..." I complained.

"A pleasure to make your acquaintance Kaguya-Sama." Goro said, as Seija spun him around, tied a cloth over his eyes, and spun him back.

"Oh? Your lover is quite the cautious one." Kaguya said, taking a seat.

"It's a compliment, really. It's said your beauty is so great, it's seduces any man on sight." Goro explained.

"I'm not taking chances you lazy bitch." Seija growled.

"My my, it's been awhile since anyone refereed to me as such." She said, taking a seat. "So, what's the love life of a Human and an Amanojaku like."

"Interested in our romance? I suppose even princesses aren't immune to gossip." Goro said, trying to deflect.

"Perhaps a little, what I was really wondering was if there was any truth to these." Kaguya said, holding up some of the vulgar comics sold around the HSE.

"Firstly, are female Youkai really interested in human men? And is it possible for them to mate so happily?" She asked.

"All the male Youkai I know are self-interested, sticks-in-the-mud and I haven't been with any of them, so do the math. " Seija answered.

"I'm not experienced either." Goro shrugged.

"How pure! So is it really true a couple can do it..." she begins, flipping through one of her books, counting as she does. "seven or eight times in a single night?"

"Haha, that's small time." Seija grinned, patting Goro's head as she does.

"Is it considered doing it if both sides don't complete?" Goro pondered aloud, Seija stopped.

"Now that I think about it, Anon seems to be peaking much more then his partners in these issues. Wait, things are reversed for an Amanojaku so-" Kaguya surmised.

"Next question." Seija interjected, cutting her off.

"Does being taken against your will really feel so good?" Kaguya asked.

"No. It's painful." Goro stated flatly.

"Even for a man? It's not like a woman where something is forced inside." Kaguya inquired further.

"Have you ever had an awful leg cramp? It's like that, but worse, almost feels like being choked. There's nothing pleasurable about it." Goro explained.

Seija averted her gaze and hugged Goro around the neck, gently stroking his head all the while.