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>> No.46526470 [View]
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Downside to canine wives is that they wake you up by licking your face. No one wants to smell morning breath and have a cold, wet face first thing in the morning when waking up.

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>>45623425
Kiki.exe is far more trustworthy than >>45623419 tekeli-li.exe

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Good names for a kikimora?

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Miss Kiki's fantasy
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah groping her
>Sensual kissing
>Princess carried to the bedroom
>Slow, passionate lovemaking all day long
>Falling asleep in each other's arms

What actually happened:
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah dragging her by the arm to the bedroom
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Mastah repeating "GET PREGNANT!" over and over again
>20 minutes of plapping
>Mastah rolls over and falls asleep

She did in fact get pregnant.

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