/jp/ - Otaku Culture

e) big lilim rump on my face

I will be extremely racist to monster girls and refuse to change my ways

>>45365646
I really need a lilim mommy

>Walk up to lilim
>Don’t say a word
>She’s already blushing and breathing heavily

>>44072680
Most Succubi are big dumb lovestruck dorks but some of them are still really, really scary bitches and that's why I'm gonna call them that!

>>44072684
But why, anon? Maybe if they give a funny reaction like stomping their feet and having a hissy fit but that just seems like a waste of time to give a status report on calling some stinky lilim a bitch...

>Safe horny
What new brainrot is this and what stinking, putrid hole did it crawl out of?
Rhetorical. I don't care. Probably the newest term for the same, overused, one-size-fits all aesthetic of hotness.
You zoomers need to learn to think with your dick. This place has become unbearably sterilized.

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>>43567222
I think Druella might have been right about humanity. We really can't be trusted to help ourselves sometimes...

>>43265826
>lilim is crying cause she ate spicy food
>anon comes to comfort her since he is weak
>lilim blurts out a tragic tale of her life (that she read online) cause she likes anon's headpats
>and also cause she is to embarrassed about the real reason for her tears

Lilim appreciation post
Mondays suck for lilims too, so give them extra cuddles

>>43183404
Getting pulled into an alley- I mean getting asked out by a beautiful lady!

Lilim appreciation post. The urge to breed lilims is reaching its peak...

What element are lilims weak to?

Treating a powerful hag lilim like she's a normal succubus! Taking her on dates! Confusing her with modern memes! Getting her into video games (probably just farmville)! Making her feel young again! The possibilities are endless!

>there's a old castle at the end of town
>been there for centuries, millenia even
>guy who found it, and founder of the town, settled nearby and used it for tourism
>but people ended up vanishing whenever they entered
>then everyone thought it was haunted or cursed
>still used as a sight seeing spot for tourists
>(You) decided that you had enough of just looking and wanted to explore it
>manage to get inside via a broken part of the wall
>whole lotta nothing
>rooms upon rooms of just dilapidated, ancient furniture
>until you get to one door
>lights and wet sounds coming from inside
>think it's a ghost or something
>you open the door and see...
>a lilim sitting in a modern computer setup schlicking like her life depended on it
>rest of the room is typical of a NEETs room
>Gundam on shelves, bookcases of manga and erotica, hills and dales of trash and boxes, the whole nine yards
>you tap the lilim on the shoulder
>she jumps out of her chair with a shriek
>unkempt hair, mamamo mana doing its job and kept the pudginess in all the right places, thick glasses, evidently no bra cause her anime t shirt is way too tight not to notice, though she is surprisingly taller than you
>her headphones fall off and you can hear "OOOONNNEEEEE-CCCHHHHAAAANNN!" before she hits the power button to her rainbow colored pc
>demands to know what the hell you're doing here
>after calming her down, you tell her that you were just exploring the castle and to find out more about it
>she sighs and uses some magic to teleport the trash somewhere and to turn the lights on
>turns out there's a small table in the center of the room
>she gets you a soda and some leftover pizza
>turns out she built the castle years ago (though she won't say exactly how long)
>of course some monsters followed her
>founder man ends up discovering the castle, and in a get rich quick scheme, makes a deal with the monsters
>bring people to the castle under the guise of tourism, he gets to keep the money and her followers get husbands
>but rather than stay at the castle, the followers that got married moves in with their husbands, leaving her alone
>you can figure out what she essentially did afterwards
>while she turns her pc back on she says to finish the soda and pizza and get out
>after a couple minutes of eating and her typing sway at her keyboard you hear her curse
>ask her what's wrong and take a peek at her screen
>it's a certain Mongolian basket weaving forum you may or may not post on yourself
>"these bitchy meme cats keep talking shit about how lilims can't get laid"
>from what you can see, it's all pictures of empty egg cartons and the virgin lilim vs the chad (insert random monster here) memes
>she spins her chair away in frustration
>"I'll show them!"
>she spots you still at the table
>"you're still here? I thought I told you to-"
>she abruptly stops and does a double take at you
>"yeah.... I'll show them..."
>her eyes start glowing and she starts to stand up
>you take this as your que to leave and start heading for the door
>you can't get the door open, she magically sealed it shut
>you turn around only for her to be right in front of you, mere inches away
>"I'll show all of those shitlords~"
>that night, the forums were filled with lots of pinned threads debunking a common meme
>all the replies are all "HAPPENING!" posts, reaction images, and seething meme cats

Daily lilim appreciation post, gonna recycle a recently used picture cause fuck you

>>42489231
I wish to be dominated by lilim-sama...

>>42393452
Same.

>>42261169
You're implying she would need to MAKE me

Early post for lilims!

>>41741933
Onee-chan pussy and Christmas cake pussy in general is really powerful, cherry boys beware

>>41673244
>anti lilim resistance is just a honeypot done by lilims
>those caught in it are re-educated by single lims or their equally lonely hag friends

miss lilim is cute

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