/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Flatchouli the best

>>10861862
Why is Youmu included in team NEET?

Sure am.

ITT we make others HNNNNNNNGHHHH with /jp/ related stuff wheter it is a video or picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPitRUrENBI

>>9731174
Almost get laid with a 14 years old, but shit is wrong so i didnt do it. Also it shows me how lewd and slutty this world is.
I did talk to girl and be friend with them. Eventually i try to move it to a next step and i get friendzone hard. She is only hunger for money and looks, yet again this have shown me how ugly and impure 3d woman is.

I would rather be with my patchouli even she doesnt exist.

Uh, Patchouli anyone? Strong as fuck and can use ice.

Is this correct /jp/?


If patchy is your waifu then you are in love with smart bitches
If alice is your waifu then you are in love with grim dark and edgy bitches
If baka is your waifu then you are in love with stupid loli bitches
If mei ling is your waifu then you love azn bitches
If youmu is your waifu then you love goth bitches
If yuyuko is your waifu then you love gluttony bitches
If marissa is your waifu then you love stupid flirty whore ntr-ing you everyday, any time
If chen is your waifu then you in love with pure and innocence loli girl
If remilia is your waifu then you love gothic loli girl
If flan is your waifu then you love insane batshit gothic loli girl
If kaguya is your waifu then you are in love with neet gir.....wait no that is your delusion the truth is, the only reason you into kaguya because you self pity yourself for becoming a neet, was once a neet or already a neet. Everytime you look at her it reminds of you and your past, sadly you cant let it go and it become a part of you.
If your waifu is sakuya, you surely must be madly in love with flat chest bitches. I aint jesting about it.
If your waifu is nitori, you love children whom like to bring a big bag goes to school. You my sir have weird fetish.
If your waifu is yuugi, you love drunkard bitches
If your waifu is sawako, you are in love with cute and pure loli girl

>>8374492
I can't really picture her writing romance novels or anything, she might arrange her notes into grimoires and so on though.

>>8005117
done in uncompressed .png file formats.

What do you think would get Patchouli-sama excited?

This is important because Patchouli-sama is always so cool and collected!

3D woman are such cunts when they're on the rag. Our waifus don't have periods, do they?

>>6764107

That voice is now forever associated in my head with Patchu.

Its the perfect amount of deadpan.

looking for that picture where you put in a coin and she goes mukyu

>>6649345
Cute... BUT AN IMPOSTER!

my waifu

Similar to OP. My waifu and I would research and read all day in that comfy library, drinking tea. Also, I'll go ahead and put forward that we'd study magic, and I could be a wizard ^_^

>>6572203
>>6572214

You're right, jpeg is much better. I'm very sorry.