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>>24803546
You will suffer three plagues!

Walk like an Egyptian!

Starting a new chapter. This will have some sexy times with the Pharaoh in it when it's done.

http://pastebin.com/DUSN6L0D

>>14136267
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!

>>13000019
Since SE is, as you say, metaphysical bullshit, I always thought it was the "being dead" that robbed you of the protection, more than the "no fluids in your body therefore no defense".

So Pharaohs are basically just Egyptian wights: they would be Zombies if not for the fact that they were so OP in life that even in death they come back OP

I know he often deserves it, but I think we might be giving KC a harder time than he deserves about the whole contradictions-in-undeath mess. None of the stuff about resurrection is in any of the proper guides or anything; it's just Twitter comments people have strung together. When he writes it down properly it might fit together a lot better.

What would be the ultimate MG shounen's plot?

>>12890363
No but srsly, toddler dicking is wrong.
Daughteru dicking, I can't vouch for, but it's certainly on a higher level than fucking toddlers.

Switching subjects, do you think the Pharaoh's cobra is capable of changing forms?
Like into a whip or a blade?

>>12775640
Satirize on your own time. Or at least come up with the MCs of a fighting shounen with Monster Girls!

>>12435593
And so...that's why, for everyone's sake...
I will end this fight.