/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32686014
>Uses retard magic to make Gura

>>32678037
*cast reflect*

>>32664507
Don't worry about that

*casts a spell that makes you forget to post your image*

>>32590967
Haachama chama
*Casts a spell that makes watamage posters shit spiders*

*casts a spell to be able to fly*
wheeeeeeee

*spells a cast make a stroke have have*

I cast a a spell to make /hlgg/ go to 500+ IPs

YOU SHOULDVE COLLABED WITH ME GURA
*casts a spell to shadowban the stream*

You'll regret not collabing with me now shark bitch
*casts a spell*

>>32550539

>>32529448
HAAAAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

HAACHAMA CHAMA!!!

*casts incredibly smart magic that only real intellectuals can understand*

Haachamagic!
*casts a spell to ruin previous thread*

>>32476922
Got bored so it turned into Ollie stuffing meat into her breasts which I'm going to draw a bit more of.

>>32279467
*counters your spell causing it to do something*

salmon was good, just wanted to let you all know, Gura lives another day.

*casts a spell that makes your oshi get bad dice rolls*

>>32259846
*casts a spell to bring you mediocre fortune*

>>32256267
*Casts an overriding spell that makes the next Hololive arc Borderlands*

*casts spell to HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAA*

>>32196364
I once knew someone who thought like that, they thought I was crazy when I told them that objectively a good plate of salmon sashimi is better than sex, and that sex would be phased out of the mainstream in the near future. They laughed at me when I said that sex was literally a psyop by the US military that was started during WWI. Now look at them, they're in lockdown and can't have sex and they're falling apart mentally. Meanwhile I'm having a great time, eating my salmon in isolation. You take an addict away from his vice, sex, guess what happens huh you end up with a disheveled mess of a person. The military told people to marry and reproduce, the CIA put the idea of teenage sex into the mainstream, they wanted the general public to become dependent on sex, in much the same way that Britain became dependent on opioids. I refuse to live within their fucking system, anyone can have sex, there's no fulfillment in being average as much as the glowies would like to tell you otherwise. Obtain skills, perfect your craft, there is nothing more satisfying than cutting up and plating that perfect dish of sashimi. Don't fall for ***their*** tricks anon, sex is nothing but a tool, a marketing gimmick, don't be taken in by the mainstream pleasure cabal, there's no love before lust.

>>32135354
NOT EVERY FOOD SCHITZO IS FUCKING DAMASCUS I SWEAR TO CHRIST