/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10504767
Maybe she's just in coma

Yesterday I finally bought the envelope I planned to put my (written) suicide note in. It's all coming together, /jp/. Maybe we'll meet each other in Gensokyo soon. Now I just need to find something to write down before I leave.

>>9333177
But it's /jp/ related because I'm talking about 2 jpeers.

>>8976659
>>8976684

About a month ago I met a guy from /jp/ and he lived near me. I got drunk and drove to his house unexpectedly and then we had sex. We both lost our virginities.

I'm now pregnant and I don't know what to do. I'm scared, /jp/. I'm a shut-in, I have no friends, no job, and I'm going to have the baby of a man who doesn't really even like 3D girls.

Stop flirting with the girl, you fucking hypocrites.

How can you do this, /jp/? Explain yourself. This is disgusting. You go on and on about your distaste for 3D girls, but the second one of them shows up here, puts on a fake cutesy voice, and records a few vocaroos then you're all over her and asking for her skype.

Have all of you been lying this entire time? You posture as this independent NEET that has rejected women, but all of that goes out the window as soon as a girl flirts with you? That's pathetic.

Stop lying, you're breaking my heart with all this deceit. You're no different than the rest of them, /jp/. I expected this from /a/, /r9k/, /v/, or any of the normal boards, but I thought you were better.

>>8845570

I have that page bookmarked.

>>8793642eye am a child of the darkness

>>8769410

>>8762430
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>>8751501
eye am madotsuki

What mental disorders do you have, /jp/?

Remember: the more you have, the cooler you are!

Bonus points for disorders properly diagnosed by a doctor instead of ones you just read about on Wikipedia.

I'm not sure if I really belong here anymore.
I was a hikkikomori for nearly six years, until I was eventually forced to leave my house and get a job. But I still can't identify with anyone in the real world, I won't speak a word to any of them. But the worst part is, I feel like I can no longer come on here and identify with the people I called my only friends for so long. My socialization now is, believe it or not, worse than it is has ever been. I used to be able to spill my soul on 4chan on a regular basis, but now I can't. Because I have taken the first few steps into normalfaggotry. I have soiled the hikkikomori name I once held onto with such pride.

>>7478837
>Red your post in school cafeteria
>Feel my ass sweat rubbing against my Touhou blowjob boxers
>Need to dry my red, sore asscheeks
>Stand up and waggle to the toilet
>The girls snicker at my asspain-induced handicapped walk
>Trip on my black trenchcoat
>Spaghetti falls out of the trenchcoat lining
>mfw