/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I HATE perfect waifu monsters! I want them to be murderers, sluts and all other trash!
>which fandom should I latch onto? MonMusu with monster boys and cuckshit? nah
>MGQ with murderwhores and cuckshit? nope
>the one tailor-made escapism setting for depressed jap salarymen? PERFECT!
Literal brain damage

>>46323781
That subhuman does it to get a funny reaction from local anons and you did exactly that, good job

>>45954691
Holy shit, you weren't kidding

>>45730930
If you are not a lolicon, then why did you get hard from loli cunny? Checkmate, onii-chan

>>44986128
We get lots of attention though. That's the problem.

>>44963359
>we

>>43743948
>kc worship mental illness
Strange thing to say, so far the most mentally ill person here is obsessively hating KC, not worshiping him.

>>41945610
Sabbath magic can make you timeless. Age isn't the problem. Ageing is.

>>38938781
>without becoming a warrior
>or outright confessing to her.
Go to the crossroads on the outskirts of town on the night of the full moon. Bring along a bottle of whiskey, a box of thin mints, an assortment of foreign currencies, and a lighter. Hide the lighter on your person.
Wait there from sundown till the witching hour.
A man should appear. Do not call out to him or ask for his name. DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR NAME. DO NOT TURN AROUND.
Hand him the bottle and the box. He will ask you about "a matter of the heart."
You must respond with "It's a matter of love." THIS IS IMPORTANT.
The man should then hand you a small wooden box. When he asks for payment, present the foreign currencies, and he will begin to count it out. Do not make eye contact. DO NOT TURN AROUND.
Keep track of every bank note he touches, and if he gives any back to you, you must burn it. DO NOT LET THE TAINTED NOTES ENTER YOUR HOUSE. To be safe, you may need to burn the entire stack. Use the lighter, and do it immediately after departing from the crossroads.
Then head straight home. Take a direct route. Avoid alleyways. DO NOT TURN AROUND.

Next time you see the Salamander, give her the box. Nothing bad will happen.

>>38898509
>>38898478
Little girls wiggling in your lap. They don't mean anything by it, honest.

>>38740164
Well I wanna fuck a dog, I wanna fuck the loli goat.

>>38370883
Monster girl lolis are legal and much cuter than anything else on offer.

>>36769638
Write a better story if you want something more dramatic. I find it works well to treat humans as tragic heroes and villains, that are ultimately saved by monsters.
>A chivalrous knight, betrayed by his superiors for seeking peace
>An infamous, yet inwardly pious warrior, all but overcome by the weight of his sins
>The pure maiden that bemoans her own lack of power to protect her loved ones

For all that "culture and kingdom", there is an ineffable darkness within the human heart. Why not pit the darkness within man against the darkness without—the monsters?

>>35133283
I'm sorry, Anon. I don't take credit.